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Kerri, who no one cares about, is meeting with her pimp Tony Abrams who runs the “lifestyle conceirge” business where Kerri makes travel and restaurant arrangements for wealthy clients. Seriously she can keep trying to push that it’s a legit job like bringing bagels to put on a private plane that she arranged without washing her hands but I am not convinced. I know she’s really an escort because I doubt you make that much being an errand bitch to the wealthy that you can afford an apartment on the Upper East Side AND brand new designer clothing. Kerri is worried about balancing her internship with her job and her boss is pretty much worried that she won’t be available for clients but fakes support for her internship because of what it could bring to his business. Clients like intelligent conversation sometimes I suppose. He wants her to work their booth at Art Basel in Miami which is a huge art convention. Later in the episode she visits her father and his side of the family in Long Island. Her dad is super obsessed with football and between watching the game and lecturing Kerri, he basically says he is worried that she won’t be able to pay her rent and that she will have to move back in with him. Kerri interviews that her biggest fear is having to live back in Long Island. Does anyone care about Kerri or her story?
The Williamsburg Trio and Angela are at a bar where Angela is of course looking for dick when it arrives in the form of 3 hipster boys. Chantal says she hates when unattractive men hit on her and that it offends her. Not for nothing but Chantal is really pretty but it’s a shame she hides it behind her hipster shit attitude. Claudia doesn’t really say much because she is in the corner calculating how much money they are losing by sitting in the bar and Angela for some reason doesn’t pick up that there is a man in front of her…she must be tired from the night before. One of the men walks up and sticks his finger in a bowl of their mac and cheese to taste it and then tells Lara to move over so he can sit by her. She starts giving him major bitch face and attitude when Chantal joins in pissed that her mac and cheese was raped by this guy’s finger. Angela and Claudia are kind of ignoring them when the guy tells Lara that it’s Asian month and to basically get out of the way so he can hit on Angela who looks like a raven. Lara gets up to leave and the hipster guy grabs the mac and cheese again and smashes it into his face before walking off. He finally gets Angela’s attention because some of the cheese got on her horrible jacket and so she throws the rest of the mac and cheese at him as he walks off. It’s not like they were actually going to eat it so what was the big deal?