Last week Angela held her shitty photo exhibition in an attempt to gain more attention, Amy got tattled on by Kerri, Maggie is starting to grow balls and we all got a taste of some much needed Sucklord.
This week the girls are all headed to beautiful Miami for Art Basel which is a huge art convention held every year. Liz meets with her mom and discusses her relationship with Bobby and heading to Miami and wanting to meet up with her father. Anne suggests that Marty does love Liz but in a different kind of way but Liz knows her mom is just making excuses for him. It’s kind of sad because Liz really wants his affection and he is just not willing to give it. She “whatevers” the situation as usual and says her mom just feels bad that Liz doesn’t have an emotionally connected father.
Meanwhile, Amy meets with Sharon who brings up ListGate and then promptly ends Amy’s internship. Amy tries to plead her case saying that Sharon should have taken the time to get to know her and see what she has to offer. Sharon bitch slaps her and tells her that she is too busy to get to know her and doesn’t have time for games that make her uncomfortable (like Operation, I hate that shit). Amy interviews that the hardest part is that she was let go because they didn’t like her personality. Um, no bitch she let you go because you went around delegating tasks like you were the boss bitch.
Good thing it was coke she was addicted to and not alcohol.
Maggie is whining to Ryan about going to Eli’s Pre-Basel party and seriously this is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. The girl I worked with used to whine like that on the phone to her boyfriend EVERY SINGLE DAY and it is so irritating. There’s no reason not to talk in your normal voice. Anyway, Liz is also going to the event but has heard that Eli only has it to show off his apartment and his art collection. Chantal, Claudia and Angela are also attending because Angela needs to make contacts as an emerging artist and EOC just has nothing better to do. Maggie mingles with Eli’s family including his father and his brother who looks like a fatter, rounder version of him. I wonder why she’s so chummy with his family…maybe she has spent some quality time with them in the past? *wink, wink* Claudia and Chantal show up and walk right by Maggie and Liz without even acknowledging them which is completely rude. I know you guys don’t like each other but damn.
Maybe she thought they were part of an art installation?
Liz refers to them as Dumb and Dumber and them interrupts their conversation with Angela to invite her to her father’s breakfast in Miami during Art Basel. Chantal and Claudia think that not inviting them is completely rude and that Liz basically yelled across the room that they were not invited. Chantal calls her a bitch even though Angela tells the girls they need to be open and give Liz a chance. So Liz is a bitch for not inviting them for bagels but they can ignore her every time they see her at an event? Seriously, that’s totally okay for you to do but when donuts are concerned it’s a crime?
She’s growing on me.