I am convinced that Jane Holzer is attempting to get added to the cast for next season because bitch keeps turning up in every episode. Amy is getting ready and seriously she is actually skinny and has a nice body. I think it’s the fact that she has saggy tits and a frump wardrobe that adds to her terrible appearance. Someone get this bitch on What Not to Wear. This time she invites Amy who invites Claudia and Angela, her favorites, to an art foundation set up to promote artists for the greater good of the public or some shit. On the car ride over the girls gush over Jane and Claudia says that she is her idol. They ask her asinine questions about her life (do these bitches not have Google?) and then the tables are turned onto Amy.
I wish the movie Cube were real and we could stick the EOC girls in it.
Angela volunteers Amy to drive the girls around in Miami and then Amy confesses her date with Eli after Jane says Eli is like a teddy once you get to know him. She says they never slept together but just disgusting kissed which is funny since she said she was in love with him when she was drunk at his dinner a few weeks ago. I believe Claudia’s idea that they did sleep together but he never called her afterwards because Amy has that kind of personality that just holds on. They girls all arrive at the foundation and everyone is in awe of the artwork. Amy slips in that EOC should do a pop up gallery in Miami and offers to help out and that Angela should show her photography. Claudia is a bit skeptical but since Amy is so eager she trusts that she will do what it takes to prove herself.
My french press broke this morning okay!
Claudia meets up with Chantal at an empty EOC to discuss Amy’s idea of doing a pop-up down in Miami. Chantal just wants to relax but Claudia wants to make some profits and doesn’t understand why Chantal is against the idea of making some money. The reason Chantal is against the pop up makes a lot of sense because she tells Claudia that she doesn’t understand what it takes to actually set up a store and then questions if she has a clothing rack or location to hang clothing. Claudia says that she’ll Google and take notes of what needs to happen and Chantal slams her by saying that there were many nights Lara (her required two second shout out) and her put the store together without Claudia.
If Claudia is on Adderall then what are you on?
Claudia takes offense and during the course of the argument, Chantal starts crying for some reason. I think it was because she was looking for Michelin star restaurants in Miami knowing that she doesn’t eat and Claudia interrupted her. She says that Claudia needs to get off the Adderall which prompts Claudia to leave and say they will discuss the idea later when Chantal stops crying. Seriously, WHY was she crying for no damn reason? The best part was her trying to cover her face with her hair until Claudia called her out on it. Kerri arrives at a hotel to meet with her family and discusses how she will be so busy in Miami that she won’t be able to enjoy Art Basel. Blah Blah no one cares escort get a better gay who can really do your hair because it is perpetually flat and greasy looking. All the girls pack for Miami during a short montage.