OK What the hell is Sharon wearing? She looks like Rainbow Brite took a shit and she slipped on it and decided to pair it with clear heels. Bitch you are way too old for this fuckery. Kerri is walking around with Sharon who brings up the fact that she let Amy go and how she wasn’t a right fit. Um, that’s not professional to discuss something that has nothing to do with Kerri and to then tell her to stay out of it. Don’t bring it up if you don’t want her to get involved. Angela and Claudia discuss accessories and having a LAMDY aka Look At Me Device. Isn’t that pretty much anything Angela is wearing? They decide the rule of thumb should be to have one accessory that stands out which would be Claudia’s faux gold necklace that she wears with everything. Amy and Liz meet up and Liz is actually nice to Amy stating that she has a heart and that Amy is a nice girl and she doesn’t hate her for life. Kerri also shows up and Amy is super over the top nice to her asking her what she has seen and how she likes it. Kerri says she feels bad for Amy because she is nice but doesn’t understand why she is acting like nothing has happened. Maybe because Amy has money and doesn’t really need an internship?
Claudia doesn’t understand the hat either.
The EOC girls walk around and visit some of the galleries that have set up for Art Basel and get their pictures taken when I notice something that one of you noticed awhile ago. Lola Says, I believe you were the first to point out Chantal’s mimicry of the Olsen twins and I saw it tonight when she posed for pictures. She does that fucking prune face they do in pictures and looking back she does it every time someone does a candid of her. Anyway they all meet up with Eli at his little area and Angela brings up Amy which causes him to smirk and run off. Angela then fills Chantal in on how they went on a date previously and how they just embarrassed him. That has to suck if Eli Klein doesn’t want to admit sleeping with you. Liz goes in to get her hair done by the same guy who has done it since she was a child. He gets her to get a bikini wax and the woman laughs at her and encourages her to call her whatever name she wants because she can’t stop the pain. What’s with vaginas on this show? Every episode we get a mention of them whether they are starving, fat or waxed and bumpy. It’s kind of disturbing.
Her attempts at hipster actually make her look really dumb.
Amy invites EOC over to her parent’s house in Coral Gables for breakfast and to look at two possible choices for a venue for their pop up gallery. Amy takes them on a tour of her house and Claudia attempts miserably to smoke a cigar while Chantal complains about having to drink Folgers. Maggie and Liz end up pulling some intern duties with Eli who discusses Liz’s father who had stopped by earlier. Eli mentions that he was touched by the way Marty spoke about Liz and how proud of Liz he was. Liz finds it funny since he doesn’t display affection to her but can speak so highly of her to his friends. The EOC girls are now with Amy looking at a gallery spot that is free since they have no budget but the art is too much for them so they check out a swanky bar which is more of their liking. Chantal and Claudia start asking questions about tables, lightning and other things that they really should have figured out themselves. Chantal, who had started to warm to the idea, decides that the outdoor space will be a huge failure since they don’t even have walls to hang Angela’s artwork. She plans on fully blaming Claudia for the failure of the gallery pop up. Can you imagine being around Chantal all the time? It must be exhausting.
Just doesn’t care.