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Liz and her mother are in her small ass apartment making lobsters and Liz explains that she has a great relationship with her mother who was always nurturing and loving with her. Then she drops the bomb that a few years ago she was partying hard on cocaine every night and ended up in rehab and ever since her father has lost respect for her. What I can’t really get over is the fact that she has to eat on small ass tables that are less than a foot from her bed. Guys Gramercy is really expensive so she has to be paying at least tens of thousands a month on a fucking one room apartment that doesn’t even face the park. People in New York kill me with the way they treat real estate. Liz attends The School of Visual Arts as she has wanted to be an artist since she was 3 years old pointing out all of her dad’s art. She starts work on a piece that someone steps on and she goes around accusing everyone of ruining her piece. Then she bomb drops again by saying that all the kids in her class are quiet little Asians who get scared easily when she gets loud and she says this LOUDLY. Later at dinner with her father, Liz explains that he lives in Miami so she doesn’t see him often and that he is basically very cold to her since she disappointed him and had to go to rehab. He kind of ignores most of what she tries to tell him and just wishes she does well in school. Liz gets dramatic and says that he always blames her for things going wrong and hasn’t said that he loves her in over 10 years and that she basically does everything for his approval. It’s okay Liz you don’t have to be Daddy’s girl forever…be glad he pays for all your shit and live your spoiled life.
Shitty music about sex starts playing so that can only mean an Angela segment is approaching. I’ll be quick because I can’t stand her. She waitresses for a living to make money but also does freelance photography and is hired to shoot the Creators Project in Brooklyn which is exciting because it is something she would attend on her own free time. She’s hired by Paper which means that pictures will be super fucking hipster and artsy fartsy. Angela ends up dressing in what she calls Puritan Slut wear which is impractical but she is a slave to fashion and will suffer for it. Bitch your clothes are all the same shit…sheer black so you can show off your boy-sized tits and no-ass. She explains that she doesn’t get to experience the awesome art because she has to worry about her ISO and that she would rather take pictures of her friends anyway. Kind of reminds me of the bitches in Yearbook who only took photos of their friends and basically made the yearbook a memory book of all their stupid antics with some sort of popular kids thrown in for good measure. Later, Angela meets with Ben and Alex to discuss putting on an event to highlight her photography and make her an IT girl in the photo world. Ben tells her she basically needs to step her shit up and Alex volunteers to use his contacts to get people to attend the event and find the venue. Alex sets her up with Bill Gates but because he is interested in actually getting to know her instead of fucking her she is immediately bored. She says that she can’t date a man who doesn’t have an iPhone and Gmail…she realizes those are two competing companies right? Fucking hipsters…BTW remember when she said she was cut off because she rebelled to live in New York? She also said in an interview with Paper that she gets help from her parents so um which is it…