Amy and Kerri go to an art show where Sharon challenges them to each find a piece of work that speaks to them so that she can gauge if she can give them more responsibility. Amy feels like she has the assignment in the bag and one up on Kerri since she has an art degree and more experience. Kerri feels like she will do well because she knows what she likes and takes her time to look at each piece. At lunch the girls present Sharon with their pieces and Kerri wins as she finds a piece that isn’t obvious like Amy’s pick and something that I would actually pick myself. During a little insert piece, Amy discusses how much hair is important to the art world and that she goes to the salon 4 days a week to dye her hair. She says that she dyes it so much that it kills the nutrients which makes her hair dry and easier to hold a curl…no stupid that means your hair is going to fall out sooner than you would like. Kerri on the other hand again tries to convince us that she works for a lifestyle management company and that she does everything she can to further her career. Oh BTW I didn’t realize her ultimate goal is to curate work for hotels. Seriously? She wants to put work in hotels…Is that because better backgrounds in hotel rooms make for happier clients? Still not convinced she is anything other than a high priced escort.
I’m surprised she didn’t shove her into the stall.
Amy is at a bar she describes like Cheers because she knows everyone there and she is chocolate wasted. Seriously she is walking around hanging all over every man in the place and kind of slurring her words. Good lord she has a lazy eye…never saw it before. Anyway, Maggie shows up with Eric from last week that Amy tried to hit on but he had no interest in her. Amy brings Maggie into the bathroom and holds her hostage while saying that she doesn’t care how much money someone has because she comes from a good family and that no one should tell her what someone makes or where they live. This was because Maggie said that Eric has a nice apartment for some reason…it was random but not enough to get pushed against a wall and a stall and berated by drunk Amy. Amy eventually lets Maggie loose and she tries to get Ryan to leave before Amy can get a hold of her again and yell at her for being brunette. Amy and Kerri attend the EOC trunk show with Kerri’s hairstylist Smith who is wearing Angela’s bird jacket with no shirt underneath and a kilted skirt. Kerri says that he is her wingman (explains her bisexual looking boyfriend) and makes her look fabulous. Okay then why is your hair always flat, brown with no kind of highlights and boring? Meanwhile this bitch has perfect blonde curls on the top of his head. Kerri says she can fit in anywhere and we already know that because escorts are paid to play a fantasy for their clients so they have to be versatile. Stop telling us shit we already know about you.