Last week we finished up our Miami drama where Liz set her sights on Maggie as her new victim. Amy bribed people to stop into the EOC pop-up with free alcohol (always works) but Claudia couldn’t get over the fact that they were wearing flip flops in Miami. Kerri reiterated how busy she is with all the work that she does and Angela was annoying as per usual.
Maggie invites Amy to coffee to gain a new ally now that Liz has kicked her out of her castle. She baits Amy with the No Tip Gate drama and how Liz overreacted and then she hooks her in with how she misjudged her. She then reels Amy in by saying that she is the nicest person she knows and that she is sorry for not being a good friend. Amy, not wanting to be with the piranhas any longer, starts to cry and accepts her friendship and says they should hang out more often. I actually feel so bad for Amy because I really believe that she just wanted someone to accept her this entire season. It’s kind of sad and makes you wonder if she has any other friends that are girls (we know she has a bunch of male friends).
Claudia and Lara (pre-req five second appearance) are discussing how much money they don’t have to pay the electric and internet because they only made enough for that month’s rent. Chantal walks in with a bottle of wine that she brought home from Paris where she apparently was stuck in a hospital for 10 days with a lung infection which kept her from flying. I’ve been overseas but I honestly can’t recall anything that would keep you from flying back to the States. With as much as other countries hate us don’t you think they would want you to go back and infect as many people as possible? I’m pretty sure she just wanted to stay considering in the middle of arguing about paying bills she lets it slip that she is thinking of moving to Paris. Lara finally pipes up (I’m guessing she wants full-time next season) and tells Claudia to sell a fucking painting and that they don’t need to stress because they will figure out what to do. Claudia tells her to sell more clothing which prompts Lara to tell her that she will and then walks out. Claudia cries about trusting the wrong people in her talking interview. That’s pretty much why you don’t go into business with people you barely know and why you don’t call someone you’ve known less than a year a friend. Seriously it takes like 10 years of knowing me before I even consider using that word.
Claudia makes the mistake of then going to bitch about the lack of money situation with Angela who has been friends with Chantal for much longer than with Claudia. Before the bitch fest Angela takes the time to brag about making the most essential purchase ever which is a new Givenchy bag that took her a year to save for. Seriously you girls are really stupid and I can’t even comprehend why you would brag about something that ridiculous. You can barely afford your rent but you’ll go splurge on terrible clothing and pricey handbags. Girls are fucking stupid. Claudia starts in on thinking that Chantal is out of control and only cares about herself and that if her lies paid the bills she wouldn’t have such an issue. She then starts to says that her Paris infection was a lie and then brings up how she might leave EOC or at least take time away to pay her family back. Claudia digs her hole deeper by calling Chantal a pathological liar and that she can’t talk to her because they will either laugh or stab each other with forks. Angela says that Chantal is more interested in being amongst the cult status of fashionistas and that she sees both sides. Claudia confesses that if she leaves EOC she wouldn’t want to see it succeed but rather burn to the ground. Angela is shocked at the confession since the girls are supposed to be friends. Angela couldn’t wait to tell Chantal all the shit Claudia was talking about her so later they meet at some hipster bullshit party full of PBR. Chantal cries saying that she feels hurt that Claudia would doubt her sickness in Paris.