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Tyrion then adorably rushes home to check on Shae, and they have a super cute conversation.
Tyrion: “There are people who want to hurt me.”
Shae: “I know, I’ll protect you… I’ll cut off their faces!”
money – height = height – money = equal and balanced relationship
Joffrey’s being an idiot as usual; he wants to go attack the Starks, rather then prepare for siege, and go beat up Stannis himself. Time for a cunning tete-tete between Tyrion and Varys. These two are always great together, as the only people in all of Westeros who seem to have any idea what’s going on. Varys warns of Daenerys’ dragons, but Tyrion wants to take things one life-threatening attack at a time.
beware the boner part 5: Tyrion just couldn’t resist bringing his whore to King’s Landing. if Cersei had really caught Shae, he’s be in troubbleeee! Also, it sucks for that innocent(ish) madame who is now being tortured in her place.
Speaking of Daenerys, she’s still trying to find a way to the House of the Undying to get her dragons – without getting trapped forever by the creepy magicians.. Jorah wants them to run off so they’ll live. (Umm can’t look at Jorah without thinking of Downton Abbey. He’s way hotter on this show). The icky magicians will trap her. Daenerys is all about not abandoning her ‘children,’ especially since I believe the witch bitch who killed Khal Drogo told Daenerys her womb is broken. Whats she gonna do without an heir, anyway? Whats the plan? She’s going to take Westeros as the last Targaeryn and then rule it til she dies and then there’ll be another war? Lame.
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