Girls Recap: I Get Ideas

By RJ | Monday, January 21, 2013 | 10:53 am | 5 Comments

Tagged: Adam Driver, Allison Williams, Andrew Rannells, Chris O'Dowd, donald glover, hipsters, Lena Dunham, NYPD, puppies, republicans, Zosia Mamet

Posted in: Girls, Recaps

Hannah reinforces that they’re done and he needs to leave, but he won’t go until he gets a glass of milk. While she is in the refrigerator, Hannah dials 911 and hangs up before it ever goes through. As she ushers Adam out, she is screaming “Go Away!” repeatedly at him. This guy is worse than a lost dog who hangs around because you feed him a few times out of guilt. He probably smells about the same though. Her protestations finally get him to leave.

As he is exiting her apartment, a voice from downstairs calls out “Hannah Horvath” and she goes to investigate. Two NYPD officers are ascending the stairs, as they received her 911 hang up and are investigating due to protocol. Hannah thinks it’s overkill that they send someone to investigate every time someone calls 911. Adam is shocked to learn that Hannah called 911 and willingly gives up his name to the officers. They’re forced to arrest him because he has two unpaid parking tickets and an unanswered citation for public urination. Let me guess, he was shirtless while urinating too. Add indecent exposure to the list of crimes. This is Brooklyn justice at its finest. Thus ends this episode of “Law & Order: Whiny Hipsters”.

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I learned I was different in the third grade. They would bring in our parents as tutors to help with difficult subjects like math, which is a testament to just how underfunded the California school system has always been. Michael Weber's mother was tutoring me and one of my classmates in multiplication. I did not care for the speed at which the lesson was progressing.

I threw out a line from the most classic of movies, 'Back to the Future', when I simply stated "Let's see if these bastards can do 90!" Michael Weber's mom was not impressed.

Its sad when the peak of your comedic career comes in the third grade, but I've never let that hinder me. I still plug away at my boring day job while I dream of a day that I can tell the Michael Weber's moms of the world to suck it for not appreciating my sense of humor.

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badgerfreak

Posted January 21, 2013 at 6:21 pm

I was surprised that they showed cops coming at all. Isn’t there kind of an inside joke with New Yorkers that the cops won’t come, even if you call them?
The fight between Sandy and Hannah was great. Both of them were being assholes, and they both got what they deserved, and were waiting for.
I too am waiting for the inevitable destruction that will be Jessa and Thomas John.
Hated the overshorts, or whatever that thing on her was. That’s one of those outfits that only skinny girls can pull off. There are plenty of other clothing options for her. But maybe she got it for $4 at a thrift store and thought it would become iconic? It was bad. Burn it.
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Caitlin

Posted January 21, 2013 at 8:12 pm

This was like a caricature of Girls. I thought Lena Dunham spun a Story Circle and just had her characters do whatever the arrow landed on. No. Friggin. Sense!
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msmmm

Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:22 am

I live in NYC and I SERIOUSLY doubt that cops will show up for every hang up! I may have to test that theory some day (not really, lol).
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An

Posted January 23, 2013 at 4:43 am

I’ll say this, Donald Glover has more in common with the typical Black man than the atypical Black man stereotyped on TV or in America’s Most Wanted. And while I wish every police department “overreacted” and sent police to every potentially dangerous issue
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Classy Drunk

Posted January 23, 2013 at 5:39 am

I love Donald Glover….

Hannah…you had to realize that he’s black b/c I mean…Ummm…he’s black.