Girls Recap: Its About Time


By RJ | | 5:11 pm | 9 Comments
Posted in: Girls, Recaps

Semi-talented rapper dates a girl with a giant ass.  I feel like I’ve seen this before.

Not to worry, though, Sandy isn’t your typical Black guy. He owns a copy of “the Fountainhead”, so maybe he’s not one of the 95% of Black Americans that voted for Obama. Nothing bothers me more than when diversity is contrived. You’d be better off to just stick with white people.

Hannah’s backslide is also apparent because while she is involved with Sandy, she is still playing caretaker to Adam. Hannah is a pro at avoiding intimacy, as she makes a point of telling Sandy to never use ‘love’ in or around here, as she wants no such attachments. Adam also points out her avoidance when he reminds her that he’s never felt so close to someone, either. I always found Adam too aloof but I appreciated the sentiment about loving someone meaning you don’t always have to be nice to them. In fact, no one on this show is nice- which is probably why it feels so genuine.

His leg has atrophied but his right arm is getting stronger by the day

Still, Hannah is in too deep with Adam, who has turned the tables and now cares for her. She plays the “we need to talk” card half a dozen times, but never gets the courage to tell Adam that she is seeing someone else. Hannah should just grab Adam by the balls and tell him the truth, as she literally has his balls in her hand, as he is too unfit to go to the bathroom without her aid.

If this show is a modern day “Seinfeld”, than Marnie is Elaine in that episode where her life begins to unravel just as George’s life begins to turn around. George’s equal in this scenario, Hannah, looks downright settled compared to Marnie’s life. Marnie’s boss at the art gallery takes her to lunch to “downsize” her but the conversation leads to her forgetting to let Marnie go. When Marnie has lunch with her mother, she is told that she looks 30 years old, which is the kiss of death for any twenty-something.

If you count Peter Scolari’s appearance as Hannah’s father, Rita Wilson is the second person to have been screwed by Tom Hanks to appear on “Girls”

My sympathies to the Millennial generation- so many of their parents want to be friends with them, rather than be their parents. Marnie’s mother wants to share her sex life. Marnie’s take on her mother’s dalliances, “even I wouldn’t bang a cater waiter”. Shoshannah can relate to this as she has been spending her time wallowing in the regret of losing her virginity to coffee house manager, Ray. No one has grown up jobs in Brooklyn. It’s the Peter Pan borough apparently.

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I learned I was different in the third grade.  They would bring in our parents as tutors to help with difficult subjects like math, which is a testament to just how underfunded the California school system has always been.  Michael Weber's mother was tutoring me and one of my classmates in multiplication.  I did not care for the speed at which the lesson was progressing. 

I threw out a line from the most classic of movies, 'Back to the Future', when I simply stated "Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"  Michael Weber's mom was not impressed.

Its sad when the peak of your comedic career comes in the third grade, but I've never let that hinder me.  I still plug away at my boring day job while I dream of a day that I can tell the Michael Weber's moms of the world to suck it for not appreciating my sense of humor.

 

9 Comments

  1. 1
    Lo
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    Christopher Abbott’s character’s name is Charlie.

  2. 2
    RJ RJ
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Good catch. That was my mistake.

  3. 3
    Drit-er
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Thanks for the recap. This isn’t an easy one to do.
    Agree about the Seinfeld-esqueness of the show. Girls as the Millennial Sex and the City never jived with me, either. The only resemblance is four white chicks in NY looking for love in all the wrong places.
    Yet its appeal is something I can’t explain to myself. I grudgingly tune in, rejoice that I am well past all that 20-something nonsense, and alternately roll my eyes and shout out motherly advice to this little band of lost souls.
    There’s something about it though that keeps bringing me back. Maybe it’s the cringing honesty and awkwardness of it all.
    But what do I know? I loved Lisa Kudrow’s The Comeback.

  4. 4
    DM
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    For comparison’s sake, the show I see is an all female cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia set in Brooklyn instead of Philadelphia. The fast talking banter where all the characters just end up yelling over each other but it’s somehow hilarious, some of the hair brained schemes the main characters come up with, and hilarious portrayal of recreational crack use is what does it for me.

  5. 5
    annie annie
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    Thanks for the recap! I do like this show alot…..I hated the first few episodes, but then I re-watched them in a marathon session OnDemand. I am glad I gave it a second chance.

    This show reminds me so much of post college life: house parties in shitty apartments, meeting guys, avoiding guys, getting in petty fights with friends, weird wardrobes, and the awkwardness of becoming a true adult. It’s like what Sex and the City could have been without the $1000 shoes and $25 Cosmos.

    Lena Dunham gets alot of shit thrown her way, I just don’t get it. I feel she’s really ballsy and throws herself completely out there, which I can appreciate.

  6. 6
    badgerfreak
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 6:20 am

    I was happy to see Hannah stand up for herself against Adam’s newly confessed love. I despise so much about him that it was good for her to finally say, “I’m taking care of me now, instead of everyone else first.”
    I hope Chris O’Dowd’s American accent gets better, because oof, it is ROUGH right now.
    As a mid 20′s gal myself, even I look at these girls and roll my eyes. Then again, I’m from Milwaukee, not Manhattan. Maybe that has something to do with it.
    I loved Rita Wilson as Marnie’s Mom. She played it so well. There definitely are parents like that out there.
    I both hate and love the show. Either way, I tune in every Sunday to watch!

  7. 7
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 8:37 am

    Great recap. So glad I’m not in my twenties.

  8. 8
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:01 am

    If you saw Lincoln, did you recognize Adam Driver as the White House telegraph officer? It took me a few minutes to figure out where the heck I knew him from.

    I, too, really wish the Sex and the Fucking City comparisons would end. I don’t find the shows to be at all alike, and it’s just an easy a comparison for lazy TV writers to make. That, and I get sucked into watching Girls (you always know whatever action Dunham’s characters are taking will end badly, but you want to be there to see what flavor of bad it turns out to be), and I couldn’t flee the room fast enough when that insipid Sex and the City theme music started playing. I think part of it is that although Girls isn’t always realistic, there ARE consequences to the character’s actions. The character of Carrie Bradshaw was always a complete asshole, and was generally rewarded with shoes and jobs and sex for BEING an asshole. Example: Carrie never had any discernable talent as a writer, but was a semi-famous columnist is a major-market newspaper; Hannah doesn’t seem to have developed much writing talent yet, and she’s chronically underemployed. One rings much truer than the other.

    Go, Lena Dunham! (And just show us Marnie’s boobs, already. This is getting redonkulous. What, is Brian William’s daughter the only one with an “implied nudity only” clause in her contract?)

  9. 9
    RJ RJ
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Now that there is a second person asking to see Marnie’s boobs, I’m going to start a We the People petition on the White House’s website. I’m sure thats what President Obama had in mind when he started the program. And no side boob either, real boobs for 5 seconds at least, or I’ll march on Washington.

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