Girls Recap: Its About Time

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By RJ | Monday, January 14, 2013 | 5:11 pm | 9 Comments
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Karaoke is a gateway drug that ultimately leads to sex with your best friend’s gay ex

Marnie and Elijah start to make out and we get really close to seeing Brian Williams’ daughter’s boobs. I still can’t watch the NBC Nightly News without thinking to myself ‘I saw your daughter rub one out to the creepy thought of the guy who jizzed in his pants from eating a grape’, but that’s my issue to get over. Marnie suggests he get a condom but the sex is short-lived. Not surprising as Elijah is gay, although he blames it on a roll of Marnie’s eyes, which proves he was doing it wrong in the first place because he was looking at her face the whole time.

I bet Tom Brokaw’s daughter would have never rubbed one out in a work bathroom

By the end of the episode, Hannah is with Sandy and Shoshanna is with Ray. Marnie, still the loneliest girl in the world, finds her way to Christopher’s bed because she just can’t stand being alone.

This episode would have been stronger if it included much more Jessa, as her antics are usually the highlight of the show for me. All we get from her and her new husband are a few seconds of them returning from their honeymoon and taking a cab back to their place, which makes Jessa laugh, because she doesn’t even know where they live.

The scene proves my long running theory about Judd Apatow projects, though. Once you’re in, you’re in. You have a job for life. Expect a lot more of Chris O’Dowd this season, and don’t be surprised when Paul Rudd turns up as a mentor or David Koechner shows up as a creepy neighbor or James Franco plays a tragically cool hipster with eight college degrees and reverential sense of humor about his own existence and the existence of the Universe. Oh wait, that’s him in real life.

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I learned I was different in the third grade.  They would bring in our parents as tutors to help with difficult subjects like math, which is a testament to just how underfunded the California school system has always been.  Michael Weber's mother was tutoring me and one of my classmates in multiplication.  I did not care for the speed at which the lesson was progressing. 

I threw out a line from the most classic of movies, 'Back to the Future', when I simply stated "Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"  Michael Weber's mom was not impressed.

Its sad when the peak of your comedic career comes in the third grade, but I've never let that hinder me.  I still plug away at my boring day job while I dream of a day that I can tell the Michael Weber's moms of the world to suck it for not appreciating my sense of humor.

 

9 Comments

  1. 1
    Lo
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    Christopher Abbott’s character’s name is Charlie.

  2. 2
    RJ RJ
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Good catch. That was my mistake.

  3. 3
    Drit-er
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Thanks for the recap. This isn’t an easy one to do.
    Agree about the Seinfeld-esqueness of the show. Girls as the Millennial Sex and the City never jived with me, either. The only resemblance is four white chicks in NY looking for love in all the wrong places.
    Yet its appeal is something I can’t explain to myself. I grudgingly tune in, rejoice that I am well past all that 20-something nonsense, and alternately roll my eyes and shout out motherly advice to this little band of lost souls.
    There’s something about it though that keeps bringing me back. Maybe it’s the cringing honesty and awkwardness of it all.
    But what do I know? I loved Lisa Kudrow’s The Comeback.

  4. 4
    DM
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    For comparison’s sake, the show I see is an all female cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia set in Brooklyn instead of Philadelphia. The fast talking banter where all the characters just end up yelling over each other but it’s somehow hilarious, some of the hair brained schemes the main characters come up with, and hilarious portrayal of recreational crack use is what does it for me.

  5. 5
    annie annie
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    Thanks for the recap! I do like this show alot…..I hated the first few episodes, but then I re-watched them in a marathon session OnDemand. I am glad I gave it a second chance.

    This show reminds me so much of post college life: house parties in shitty apartments, meeting guys, avoiding guys, getting in petty fights with friends, weird wardrobes, and the awkwardness of becoming a true adult. It’s like what Sex and the City could have been without the $1000 shoes and $25 Cosmos.

    Lena Dunham gets alot of shit thrown her way, I just don’t get it. I feel she’s really ballsy and throws herself completely out there, which I can appreciate.

  6. 6
    badgerfreak
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 6:20 am

    I was happy to see Hannah stand up for herself against Adam’s newly confessed love. I despise so much about him that it was good for her to finally say, “I’m taking care of me now, instead of everyone else first.”
    I hope Chris O’Dowd’s American accent gets better, because oof, it is ROUGH right now.
    As a mid 20′s gal myself, even I look at these girls and roll my eyes. Then again, I’m from Milwaukee, not Manhattan. Maybe that has something to do with it.
    I loved Rita Wilson as Marnie’s Mom. She played it so well. There definitely are parents like that out there.
    I both hate and love the show. Either way, I tune in every Sunday to watch!

  7. 7
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 8:37 am

    Great recap. So glad I’m not in my twenties.

  8. 8
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:01 am

    If you saw Lincoln, did you recognize Adam Driver as the White House telegraph officer? It took me a few minutes to figure out where the heck I knew him from.

    I, too, really wish the Sex and the Fucking City comparisons would end. I don’t find the shows to be at all alike, and it’s just an easy a comparison for lazy TV writers to make. That, and I get sucked into watching Girls (you always know whatever action Dunham’s characters are taking will end badly, but you want to be there to see what flavor of bad it turns out to be), and I couldn’t flee the room fast enough when that insipid Sex and the City theme music started playing. I think part of it is that although Girls isn’t always realistic, there ARE consequences to the character’s actions. The character of Carrie Bradshaw was always a complete asshole, and was generally rewarded with shoes and jobs and sex for BEING an asshole. Example: Carrie never had any discernable talent as a writer, but was a semi-famous columnist is a major-market newspaper; Hannah doesn’t seem to have developed much writing talent yet, and she’s chronically underemployed. One rings much truer than the other.

    Go, Lena Dunham! (And just show us Marnie’s boobs, already. This is getting redonkulous. What, is Brian William’s daughter the only one with an “implied nudity only” clause in her contract?)

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    RJ RJ
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Now that there is a second person asking to see Marnie’s boobs, I’m going to start a We the People petition on the White House’s website. I’m sure thats what President Obama had in mind when he started the program. And no side boob either, real boobs for 5 seconds at least, or I’ll march on Washington.

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