I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m not a fan of ganging up on people. They instigate and instigate with her and then when she blows her top, they all try to make her out to be the crazy one. Well, most anyone would flip their lids after being poked and prodded over and over again.
Erica takes Kevin aside to have a chat while the rest snicker and giggle like little bitches. She wants to know why it’s OK to him to embarrass her with the others by telling them he can’t stand her, meanwhile he makes flirty jokes to her. He tells her that he’s got one focus while in this house – to win money. She tells him that if he doesn’t like her, just say it. If it’s somewhere in the middle, just say it. He can’t stop dancing around it and then tells us that he didn’t shut her down, because that’s not how he feels. WTF?! He’s THAT guy. He’s the guy that will lead you on, because he may or may not really like you, but wants to keep things open so that a) he doesn’t have to take you on dates, and b) he can screw other girls without feeling bad. Erica doesn’t want to win based on sympathy or lose because she’s crazy. She may be nutty, but he’s a coward and that’s worse.
Next up is a roast. A roast pig and a roast of the housemates. Erica starts by addressing Andrea’s feelings on Erica’s pining over Kevin. She finds this funny that Andrea couldn’t understand how Erica could fall for Kevin in a couple of weeks, meanwhile she married her husband after dating “the length of a Dave Matthews song”. Booyah! Andrea didn’t seem to take that one too well.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, how in the hell are you gonna’ laugh at somebody else? Can I get an AMEN?
Andrea pretends that she can’t talk badly of other people, but it’s just because she has absolutely no wit.
Now we get to find out who goes down the tubes. Erica and Mike step into the Limbo tubes and await their fate. After a brief pause, Mike goes down. Very graciously I might add. I don’t like him, but I definitely like him more than Kevin or Andrea. Andrea gives Erica a hug, which just drives me nuts. If you hate someone so much, just hate them. Don’t hug them.
The challenge they face this week is to fly across a small expanse carrying one puzzle piece at a time to place the piece onto a pyramid. The winner of this game will secure a stop in the final three. Jeff screams like a little bitch every single time he shoots across. It’s like 5 feet across, so his scream lasts 1.3 seconds, but it happens every single time.
Jeff thinks he finishes first, but screwed up a piece. Badly, I might add. Andrea wins, unfortunately. Honestly, I don’t want to see anyone but Erica in the final three, but whatever. I guess that’s not how it works.