Glass House Finale Recap: And the Winna’ Is…

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 | 2:15 pm | 13 Comments
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I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m not a fan of ganging up on people.  They instigate and instigate with her and then when she blows her top, they all try to make her out to be the crazy one.  Well, most anyone would flip their lids after being poked and prodded over and over again. 

Erica takes Kevin aside to have a chat while the rest snicker and giggle like little bitches.  She wants to know why it’s OK to him to embarrass her with the others by telling them he can’t stand her, meanwhile he makes flirty jokes to her.  He tells her that he’s got one focus while in this house – to win money.  She tells him that if he doesn’t like her, just say it.  If it’s somewhere in the middle, just say it.  He can’t stop dancing around it and then tells us that he didn’t shut her down, because that’s not how he feels.  WTF?!  He’s THAT guy.  He’s the guy that will lead you on, because he may or may not really like you, but wants to keep things open so that a) he doesn’t have to take you on dates, and b) he can screw other girls without feeling bad.  Erica doesn’t want to win based on sympathy or lose because she’s crazy.  She may be nutty, but he’s a coward and that’s worse.

Next up is a roast.  A roast pig and a roast of the housemates.  Erica starts by addressing Andrea’s feelings on Erica’s pining over Kevin.  She finds this funny that Andrea couldn’t understand how Erica could fall for Kevin in a couple of weeks, meanwhile she married her husband after dating “the length of a Dave Matthews song”.  Booyah!  Andrea didn’t seem to take that one too well.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, how in the hell are you gonna’ laugh at somebody else?  Can I get an AMEN?

Andrea pretends that she can’t talk badly of other people, but it’s just because she has absolutely no wit. 

Now we get to find out who goes down the tubes.  Erica and Mike step into the Limbo tubes and await their fate.  After a brief pause, Mike goes down.  Very graciously I might add.  I don’t like him, but I definitely like him more than Kevin or Andrea.  Andrea gives Erica a hug, which just drives me nuts.  If you hate someone so much, just hate them.  Don’t hug them. 

The challenge they face this week is to fly across a small expanse carrying one puzzle piece at a time to place the piece onto a pyramid.  The winner of this game will secure a stop in the final three.  Jeff screams like a little bitch every single time he shoots across.  It’s like 5 feet across, so his scream lasts 1.3 seconds, but it happens every single time.

Jeff thinks he finishes first, but screwed up a piece.  Badly, I might add.  Andrea wins, unfortunately.  Honestly, I don’t want to see anyone but Erica in the final three, but whatever.  I guess that’s not how it works.

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    msjacqmills
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    I stuck through the whole season, but this show really sucked. It shouldn’t come back.

    Loved your recaps though – thanks!

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    I floved when they played back the feed, I’ve never have seen three adults squirm in their seats as much as these three. Awkward!!

  3. 3
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    I knew Kevin was going to win. Why? Because of the audience. The audience is made up of women, women who are attracted to guys like Kevin. I admit I was falling for most of Kevin’s bullshit. I was a big Erica fan until the end when she would get piss drunk and start whining. Andrea’s the cute girl whom everyone thinks is sweet, but she’s really a snob. Back to Kevin. Kevin is like Jeff on Big Brother. If you remember, he won America’s favorite. If Big Brother had been put to a vote that year, Jeff would have won it all. I really hate the “I’m not into commitment” kind of guy. And was it me or did Kevin completely ignore his daughter?

  4. 4
    CrazyTrain CrazyTrain
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    Wow, i missed this ep… can’t believe there were like 8 people left and it was the finale ??!?! Eh. I dont think it’ll be back, which is too bad b/c it is better than Big Brother. If it does come back, it needs to be on more than once a week. thanks for going through this crap for us!

  5. 5
    GeorgiaPeach
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    I don’t understand how anybody could like Erica. She was annoying and just pathetic about the whole Kevin thing. He did tell her after their makeout session that it was a mistake so she should’ve gotten over it then and not try and have people feel sorry for her. I wanted her to go home week 3. And she had the ugliest cry face I have ever seen. I’m glad Kevin won cuz he was the only entertaining person on the show. And you have to be somewhat pretty to do playboy so she definitely couldn’t do it. And Andrea was kinda a snob but she wasn’t as bad as Erica.

  6. 6
    carol
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    This show could have been good, but it was just bad. When were voters supposed to actually vote on the final 3? Were they relying on the few people who were watching the live feeds online? Speaking of the live feeds, have the final 3 never heard of Big Brother? Why were they at all shocked that they were being filmed the entire time in the house?

    I don’t think this show will be coming back at all.

  7. 7
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 6:10 am

    @GeorgiaPeach – Have you ever seen Farrah from Teen Mom? SHE has the ugliest cry face. There are even FB pages dedicated to it. lol This show really didn’t have likeable people. It was hard to root for anyone.

  8. 8
    considerthis
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:03 am

    @Cyn I agree I thought Kevin completely blew off his daughter (who looks NOTHING like him) and really never talked about her on any episode – odd???

    Also thought it was bizzare on how contestants dropped like flies in the finale. Went from 5 people to a winner in 60 minutes. With maybe the exception of Andrea (year of the mormon) every single other player was using this as an audition tape / stepping stone to fame and fortune. Ahhh good luck with that people!

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    I didn’t think Kevin would win. Didn’t see this, I was out of town, but seriously, I thought Erika would win.

    I did end up kind of hating everyone. Erika reminds me of my pathetic self pining for assholes . . . as no matter what, Kevin was do-able. And yes, I hate those non-comitment types . . . sigh . . . . but then, I’m not sure a commintment is what I would be pursing . . . heh heh.

    Lot’s of yelling all around, and in the end, really couldn’t stand Jeffy, or Gene . . . a surprise to me, being a gay and all . . .

    Thanks for riding it out too, Shugah!

  10. 10
    bluzgirl
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Great recap! GeorgiaPeach—I could not agree with you more re: Erica. She was embarrassing to watch. If she couldn’t figure out that Kevin wasn’t into her based on his very obvious actions (kicking her out of his bed!), then that is on her. Idiot. This show could be good. Needs lots of improvements.

  11. 11
    wendi
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:23 am

    LOL, i guess i’m the only one that enjoyed this show! i hope it has a second season, but with much better people. joy and gene annoyed the crap out of me.

    i think erika redeemed herself with her speech at the end. she owned everything she did in the house. y’all are right, andrea is one of those sneaky girls that everyone thinks is nice, but never is. i knew kevin was going to win, even though i wish it had been erika.

  12. 12
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    UGH, I was so disappointed that Kevin won. Treating people badly shouldn’t be rewarded. Erica may have had annoying moments but she was never cruel and Kevin was cruel. What a jerk. Hopefully his ego will take a hit when he reads all the fans bashing him on the interwebs. Ugh.

  13. 13
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 8:02 am

    The best part of this season, and it’s only redeeming value, was Mormon Andrea’s admission on national television that she married her husband only because she like hi family (‘s money) more than her other boyfriend’s family. What a slut.

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