Glass House Finale Recap: And the Winna’ Is…

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 | 2:15 pm | 13 Comments
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Jeffrey cries and prays to “Universe”.  But, it looks like “Universe” isn’t a real God, because Jeffrey gets voted out of the house. 

Universe hates you.

Erica gets the most votes to stay, so Kevin and Jeff step into the Limbo tubes to await their fate.  While they stand there, Andrea and Erica are asked to go into the interview room once at a time.  They wait forever just to find out that no one likes Jeff.

Kevin falls out of the Limbo tubes after Jeff goes down for the last time (today) whining that he needs a job.  So go get one, you whiny bitch.  I’ve never gotten a job by whining about it while sitting on my couch watching soaps and wolfing down Doritos.

I can see your pee-pee!

The Voice shares with the remaining housemates footage of them that has been streamed live when they didn’t know it.  First up is Kevin being a dick about Erica.  Then, they show footage of Kevin telling Erica about how they have real emotions between the two of them. 

Then, they show footage of Andrea making mad fun of Erica.  That doesn’t amuse Erica and Andrea squirms. 

Yes, not cussing or drinking means you’re a good person.  Those are the only requirements.  Being a decent person or having some integrity has nothing to do with it.

Then, they show Erica talking about how she needs to make out with Kevin because she has nothing to make fun of him over except his constant napping.  For whatever reason, this sets Kevin off.  I think it has a lot to do with guilt and getting exposed with his manipulation of Erica.  He starts to cry that he got caught up in a situation in week 2 (makeout session) that he tried to nip in the bud in week 3 (when?).  Erica tells him that he wouldn’t have been wrapped up in any drama had he just be straight forward just one time to the right person.  He interrupts her, because he knows it true.  He says he doesn’t like to force his opinion on anyone…yeah, that makes sense.  Kevin says that Erica tries to manipulate things so that she winds up being the victim and everyone else is the bad guy.  Well, I highly doubt this can all be editing, because it’s been pretty clear that she’s been singled out for a while now and Kevin is the last person to be able to act as though he’s done no wrong to her.

At this point, I hope Erica wins just to spite the rest of them.  Now we are at the finale finale.  They come out all dressed up to find a wall of balloons that all burst to reveal their family and friends in the “outdoor area”. 

Erica has her kitty cat all dressed up with her which is funny and sad.  You know she’s got like 1000 cats at home.  Probably some unicorns, too. 

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    msjacqmills
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    I stuck through the whole season, but this show really sucked. It shouldn’t come back.

    Loved your recaps though – thanks!

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    I floved when they played back the feed, I’ve never have seen three adults squirm in their seats as much as these three. Awkward!!

  3. 3
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    I knew Kevin was going to win. Why? Because of the audience. The audience is made up of women, women who are attracted to guys like Kevin. I admit I was falling for most of Kevin’s bullshit. I was a big Erica fan until the end when she would get piss drunk and start whining. Andrea’s the cute girl whom everyone thinks is sweet, but she’s really a snob. Back to Kevin. Kevin is like Jeff on Big Brother. If you remember, he won America’s favorite. If Big Brother had been put to a vote that year, Jeff would have won it all. I really hate the “I’m not into commitment” kind of guy. And was it me or did Kevin completely ignore his daughter?

  4. 4
    CrazyTrain CrazyTrain
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    Wow, i missed this ep… can’t believe there were like 8 people left and it was the finale ??!?! Eh. I dont think it’ll be back, which is too bad b/c it is better than Big Brother. If it does come back, it needs to be on more than once a week. thanks for going through this crap for us!

  5. 5
    GeorgiaPeach
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    I don’t understand how anybody could like Erica. She was annoying and just pathetic about the whole Kevin thing. He did tell her after their makeout session that it was a mistake so she should’ve gotten over it then and not try and have people feel sorry for her. I wanted her to go home week 3. And she had the ugliest cry face I have ever seen. I’m glad Kevin won cuz he was the only entertaining person on the show. And you have to be somewhat pretty to do playboy so she definitely couldn’t do it. And Andrea was kinda a snob but she wasn’t as bad as Erica.

  6. 6
    carol
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    This show could have been good, but it was just bad. When were voters supposed to actually vote on the final 3? Were they relying on the few people who were watching the live feeds online? Speaking of the live feeds, have the final 3 never heard of Big Brother? Why were they at all shocked that they were being filmed the entire time in the house?

    I don’t think this show will be coming back at all.

  7. 7
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 6:10 am

    @GeorgiaPeach – Have you ever seen Farrah from Teen Mom? SHE has the ugliest cry face. There are even FB pages dedicated to it. lol This show really didn’t have likeable people. It was hard to root for anyone.

  8. 8
    considerthis
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:03 am

    @Cyn I agree I thought Kevin completely blew off his daughter (who looks NOTHING like him) and really never talked about her on any episode – odd???

    Also thought it was bizzare on how contestants dropped like flies in the finale. Went from 5 people to a winner in 60 minutes. With maybe the exception of Andrea (year of the mormon) every single other player was using this as an audition tape / stepping stone to fame and fortune. Ahhh good luck with that people!

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    I didn’t think Kevin would win. Didn’t see this, I was out of town, but seriously, I thought Erika would win.

    I did end up kind of hating everyone. Erika reminds me of my pathetic self pining for assholes . . . as no matter what, Kevin was do-able. And yes, I hate those non-comitment types . . . sigh . . . . but then, I’m not sure a commintment is what I would be pursing . . . heh heh.

    Lot’s of yelling all around, and in the end, really couldn’t stand Jeffy, or Gene . . . a surprise to me, being a gay and all . . .

    Thanks for riding it out too, Shugah!

  10. 10
    bluzgirl
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Great recap! GeorgiaPeach—I could not agree with you more re: Erica. She was embarrassing to watch. If she couldn’t figure out that Kevin wasn’t into her based on his very obvious actions (kicking her out of his bed!), then that is on her. Idiot. This show could be good. Needs lots of improvements.

  11. 11
    wendi
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:23 am

    LOL, i guess i’m the only one that enjoyed this show! i hope it has a second season, but with much better people. joy and gene annoyed the crap out of me.

    i think erika redeemed herself with her speech at the end. she owned everything she did in the house. y’all are right, andrea is one of those sneaky girls that everyone thinks is nice, but never is. i knew kevin was going to win, even though i wish it had been erika.

  12. 12
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    UGH, I was so disappointed that Kevin won. Treating people badly shouldn’t be rewarded. Erica may have had annoying moments but she was never cruel and Kevin was cruel. What a jerk. Hopefully his ego will take a hit when he reads all the fans bashing him on the interwebs. Ugh.

  13. 13
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 8:02 am

    The best part of this season, and it’s only redeeming value, was Mormon Andrea’s admission on national television that she married her husband only because she like hi family (‘s money) more than her other boyfriend’s family. What a slut.

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