Each remaining players makes a speech. Andrea says she appreciates what she has at home so much more. She says this has been life changing. Blah blah blah. She says she’s kept her character intact and has been true to who she is, which just proves that she’s a shitty person.
Kevin talks next. I’m sure he’ll mention his kid and try to pretend to be all humble. He’s proud of the friendships he made and gave 100% the whole time. He tried to be funny, goofy, and entertaining which is out of his comfort zone. He thinks he played the best possible game and wants to improve his family’s life by taking home the winnings.
Erica’s next. She says that winning or not, she feels that she owned it the entire time. She owned her feelings and owned who she was and what she did. Which is why I’ve liked her from the get-go. She admits to looking like an idiot, but is over it. She thinks people pay too much attention to making asses of themselves these days, so she’s going to stop caring. Clearly. She tells everyone to embrace themselves and get rid of fear. Good message. At least she was sincere.
Now, the moment of truth. The three of them will cast their final stone. Whoever’s face is left in tact will be the winner. I have no idea what that means. Do they vote or did we, the viewers, vote? I’m confused. This show has confused me a lot this season, but this just may be the most confusing.
OK – nevermind. The Voice clears this up for us. I guess it’s just ceremonial for them to cast their last stone. The viewers voted.
And the winna’ is….
Well, just goes to show that in real life, the asshole always wins. No matter how many movies you’ve watched that show that fantasy of the nice guy finally finishing first is generally a load of bullhonkey.
So, what did y’all think? Do you think Erica will be gracing the covers of Playboy soon? Kevin will be the next Bachelor? Most importantly, do you think it will get renewed for a second season?
Tell me tell me!
Thank you for sticking with me through this season. I know not many people wanted to watch once BB came back on, so I appreciate all of you who trudged right along with me!
Much, much love,
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