Glass House Recap: Best Frenemies Forever!

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Tuesday, August 14, 2012 | 12:19 pm | 7 Comments
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Jeffy tells us that his heart broke when Erica started crying.  Oh please, you sent her down there.  He’s all crocodile-tearing over having his best friend also be his biggest competition.  Mike is mocking Jeffy and the fact that he’s kinda’ all alone in the house now.  Kevin asks Mike if he was the only one to take money and Jeff confesses to taking a few, to which Andrea starts doing her stupid flailing dance around the room chanting “I called it!”  She’s really working hard to be the most annoying person on this show.  Of course, since Joy is gone, she didn’t really stand a chance to not hold that title.

Someone get my gun.

Kevin and Andrea think they’re all better than everyone else, because they didn’t take any money.  That’s going to look great to the audience, they say.  I love how humble they are.  Andrea made a birthday letter for Kevin which is probably a load of BS after all her BS in this house.  The Voice is letting them celebrate his birthday with a party, which is kind of a huge slap in the face to Ashley who aged another year in the Glass House.

Kevin tries to get the sweetheart vote by shedding a few manly tears after viewing a tweet from his daughter.  Kevin talks to Andrea about his longest relationship, which is a 5 year relationship that is not serious much to the woman’s chagrin.  You’re not winning any points with this Mormon who committed to a guy 5 seconds after he asked her to marry him based solely on the fact that she liked his family better than his competition’s.

Jeff points out to us that Erica is all wedding-crazy over Kevin, who is only interested in bed buddy relationships.  Kevin tells us that he wants Erica to come back and that she was only sent down the tubes so that Gene would go home for good.  Gene and Erica come back up the tubes.  Gene is refusing to look at anyone and Erica maddogs Jeffy.  I guess at this point, things start to get personal.  No one is able to look at Erica or Gene, which is pretty funny.  Shame!  SHAAAAMMMEEE!!

Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home.

The person that goes home IS…Gene, who says “You’ll be remembered for what you built, not for what you tear down.”  When Erica comes back in, she hugs everyone but Jeff.  Andrea takes this opportunity to create a mini-scene over her missing her family. 

Now to see who is the very bottom.  This time, we only have a bottom and shockingly enough, it’s not Jeff.  (see what I did there??)  Mike is the bottom man, so he’s going to go head-to-head with another housemate that will be chosen later. 

Erica and Jeff discuss their building resentment.  Jeff didn’t tell Erica he was going to vote for her, because he didn’t want to deal with the emotional conversation they would inevitably have.  “That’s ridiculous,” says Erica.  “Well, you’re a ridiculous person,” retorts Jeffy.  Ooooo, things are getting REAL up in here!  Jeff asks Mike and Andrea if they want to pop some popcorn to accompany the show. 

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    Mer
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    OMG I am SO with you on that dam Lay’s commercial…They are ruining that song for me…I pray that Erica wins…I like her and she is honest but the upcoming show is portraying her to be like Stein 99 or whatever the hell he went by….I can’t stand the rest of the bunch but THANK GOD Joy is out the house!

  2. 2
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    Sugar – I stayed up until 3 freakin’ AM to watch the live feed. WHY? Because I’m an IDIOT. Anyhoo, Erica got drunk, and as she got drunk she got whinier and whinier and bitchier. I was a big Erica fan; now – not so much. I get really annoyed when the women out there vote for the best looking guy regardless of what he does. Kevin is handsome, but that does not make you a winner. Same thing with Jeff on Season 11 (?) of BB. Anyway, I want Andrea to win. She’s wrong about homosexuality, but other than that I like her. I’m just THRILLED Joy is gone.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 6:24 am

    I’m over this show. Just like BB the person I want to win never does. But I never give up on BB.

  4. 4
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 8:14 am

    Jeffrey might think about cutting out the donuts. The chubster can barely breathe after climbing a little ladder and then repelling down the side of a building. I like seeing Mike and Kevin without their shirts on but they both disgust me. I loathe them.

    Erica is pathetic in her desperation but I’m glad she’s on the show.

  5. 5
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Well, I’m done. I started to watch this episode and realized I pretty much hated everyone still playing…not much motivation for continuing to watch a TV show, right?

    I will continue to read the recaps, of course. I hope Jeff wins and the rest of the assholes (especially the hateful hypocrite Andrea) essentially fall off the face of the planet never to be heard from again.

  6. 6
    carol
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Jeff was actually pretty smart at voting himself into the challenge. I’m amazed that none of the other players thought about it. Mike might be spry, but if it involved using your mind in anyway, you would have had it in the bag. If Jeff just barely won, could you imagine how the other players would have kicked his ass. Well, maybe not Erica, she is just out of shape as Jeff.

    With a challenge like that, the trick would be to repel all the way down quickly the first time. Check out what type of questions they are asking. Then take the challenge one or two questions at a time per repel. It would be quick and efficient.

    I also follow Big Brother and the players over there complain and go crazy when they are on house lock down for 24 hours. How are the players in Glass House not going crazy? No outside at all for them. No real daylight, no fresh air, etc.

    What do the limbo people do when they are in limbo? Erica mentioned that she was down there for 5 days. FIVE DAYS!!! Are they stuck in those holes for five days because that would be awesome. Are they allowed to talk to each other down there? Could you imagine being trapped in a room with no windows and no entertainment for five days? I am guessing they are allowed to watch movies and tv, read newspapers, etc, as long as all info related to this game is not visible. The returning players are always way to chipper to have done nothing for the past five days.

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 7:14 am

    Before this show started, I read that these nimrods go hang out in a hotel every weekend! WTF?

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