Glass House Recap: Best Frenemies Forever!

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Tuesday, August 14, 2012 | 12:19 pm | 7 Comments
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See, what you have to understand is that life is not a movie.  In reality, you are picked on mercilessly, no one ever apologizes for it, and you don’t get that victory of a badass income during adulthood.

Basically, Jeff is upset that his bestie is pulling a high school movie move where she is being accepted by the popular kids and is running to them and leaving behind her big gay friend.  I think he’s watched Mean Girls one too many times.  In the meantime, Mike and Andrea are popping boners over this whole scene.

We can clearly see that Jeff is very upset, because his gesticulating is getting crazy.  He is losing his head over all of this and leaps past the point of no return when he pulls out the card of Erica having a rich daddy to whom she runs whenever she needs anything.  I think someone has a little bit of resentment, eh?

Jeff claims that he’s not upset because he knows what he did was wrong, but it’s pretty clear that he’s feeling wicked guilty and, thus, is trying to project his evils onto Erica.

The remaining players will decide who will go up against Mike and who will win a fabulous vacation.  The only way to secure their safety this week is to go up against Mike and win.  They each make their vote in seclusion.  Erica is up first and she votes for Andrea to complete.  Kevin votes for Erica, Andrea votes for Jeffy, and Jeffy votes for himself because he thinks everyone else is voting for him to go.  For the luxurious vacation, Erica votes for Kevin, Andrea votes Erica, Jeff votes for Erica, and Kevin votes for Andrea.

Erica wins the trip and Jeff announces that he votes for himself to complete against Mike.  Good for you, Jeff.  You’re so awesomely honest.  Jeff is pissed off that Erica got the trip despite the fact that he voted for her to get it.  Erica fake-jokes that he wants Kevin to go with her and Kevin fully jokes that he will.  So, Jeff takes this opportunity to approach Kevin about it and to let him know that Erica is very serious about taking Kevin with her.  Great friend there, Jeffy.  What a dick.

Kevin talks to the rest about sending Erica down to Limbo.  They think she’s going to be impossible to deal with over this.  Erica immediately goes into the room and says, “So, I guess you’re all sending me into Limbo?”  She gets mad at Andrea for not batting an eyelash about sending her down two weeks in a row, but Andrea counters that there’s just no way that she’ll be sending Kevin down there.  Mike worries that going down there with Erica will seal his fate.

The game begins, which is outside of a doll house.  Mike makes a nice little homophobic statement about this which would only be OK if I said it, because I hate everyone equally.  They have to repel down the side to view each room decorated for the dearly departed housemates and then answer questions based on the rooms.  Jeff barely gets off the side of the house, because he’s freaking out over it.  But, I figure because he’s going so slowly, he might get a really good look at each of the rooms. 

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    Mer
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    OMG I am SO with you on that dam Lay’s commercial…They are ruining that song for me…I pray that Erica wins…I like her and she is honest but the upcoming show is portraying her to be like Stein 99 or whatever the hell he went by….I can’t stand the rest of the bunch but THANK GOD Joy is out the house!

  2. 2
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    Sugar – I stayed up until 3 freakin’ AM to watch the live feed. WHY? Because I’m an IDIOT. Anyhoo, Erica got drunk, and as she got drunk she got whinier and whinier and bitchier. I was a big Erica fan; now – not so much. I get really annoyed when the women out there vote for the best looking guy regardless of what he does. Kevin is handsome, but that does not make you a winner. Same thing with Jeff on Season 11 (?) of BB. Anyway, I want Andrea to win. She’s wrong about homosexuality, but other than that I like her. I’m just THRILLED Joy is gone.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 6:24 am

    I’m over this show. Just like BB the person I want to win never does. But I never give up on BB.

  4. 4
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 8:14 am

    Jeffrey might think about cutting out the donuts. The chubster can barely breathe after climbing a little ladder and then repelling down the side of a building. I like seeing Mike and Kevin without their shirts on but they both disgust me. I loathe them.

    Erica is pathetic in her desperation but I’m glad she’s on the show.

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    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Well, I’m done. I started to watch this episode and realized I pretty much hated everyone still playing…not much motivation for continuing to watch a TV show, right?

    I will continue to read the recaps, of course. I hope Jeff wins and the rest of the assholes (especially the hateful hypocrite Andrea) essentially fall off the face of the planet never to be heard from again.

  6. 6
    carol
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Jeff was actually pretty smart at voting himself into the challenge. I’m amazed that none of the other players thought about it. Mike might be spry, but if it involved using your mind in anyway, you would have had it in the bag. If Jeff just barely won, could you imagine how the other players would have kicked his ass. Well, maybe not Erica, she is just out of shape as Jeff.

    With a challenge like that, the trick would be to repel all the way down quickly the first time. Check out what type of questions they are asking. Then take the challenge one or two questions at a time per repel. It would be quick and efficient.

    I also follow Big Brother and the players over there complain and go crazy when they are on house lock down for 24 hours. How are the players in Glass House not going crazy? No outside at all for them. No real daylight, no fresh air, etc.

    What do the limbo people do when they are in limbo? Erica mentioned that she was down there for 5 days. FIVE DAYS!!! Are they stuck in those holes for five days because that would be awesome. Are they allowed to talk to each other down there? Could you imagine being trapped in a room with no windows and no entertainment for five days? I am guessing they are allowed to watch movies and tv, read newspapers, etc, as long as all info related to this game is not visible. The returning players are always way to chipper to have done nothing for the past five days.

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 7:14 am

    Before this show started, I read that these nimrods go hang out in a hotel every weekend! WTF?

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