Next stop, Mormon. He asks her if she should be on reality TV if she’s Mormon, because she’ll have to lie and the Bible says not to lie. Well, she’s Mormon, so it’s more of the Book of Mormon you’ll want to quote to her. Then he asks her what her husband would think of her sharing a room with Kevin. She gets a little flustered defending herself. I can’t, for the life of me, understand why these people are falling into his pitiful excuse for a trap.
Alex ventures back into the kitchen to harass Joy. They get into it and Alex pushes her even further. He has a ridiculously transparent smile on his face which indicates to everyone that he’s trying his best to piss her off. Then, he asks if she’s going to cry and she takes off to cry.
Ah, tears get me every time!
Erica is next on Alex’s lame hit list. He tells her she’s a fat cow, should stick to one-pieces, and takes too many dumps. She handles it like a badass, which instantly makes her my favorite. It’s like drawing water from a stone, so he leaves.
Alex stops off at Robin’s room to preach about how everyone is weak. He can’t even keep his “secret” for 2 hours. What a douche. Meanwhile, Joy tries to give Jacob a pep talk in hopes that Alex will go home and not Jacob. Apollo steps in to do his card wizardry and the person up for sacrifice is Ashley.
The walking, talking stereotypes are off to vote. They use an Xbox Kinect and do cheesy moves to cast their votes. I guess every other idea has already been taken. I say they drop a name in the toilet and flush it.
Apollo, being the nice guy that he is, sticks to his word and votes for Ashley to go.
Kevin votes for Alex with a golf swing.
Holly votes for Erica. I guess she’s threatened by the massive ta-tas paired with humble self-confidence.
Alex votes for Ashley with a stupid ass DX pelvic slam. I’m kinda’ hoping Triple H comes in and DDTs him.
Joy votes Alex.
The votes are tallied up and presented to the players. Two votes for Ashley, one vote for Erica, and the rest are for Alex. Thank God.
Jacob and Alex descend to Limbo together. Immediately after they leave, we are told that Jacob decided to leave the game. That’s funny. He goes down the tubes with douchey Richie Rich and winds up leaving of his own will? I’m willing to bet Mr. Highland Park paid him to leave. Alex doesn’t need the money – he wants to be famous. As we can all see, this fame thing really works out well for reality stars…
I usually don’t participate in these voting thingies on TV shows, but I definitely went on and voted for Alex to go home. If I have to hear “baby back bitch” or “Primetime 99 Alex Stein”, my head is going to explode.
To be honest, aside of the fact that Jeffrey has been edited to be a total stereotype, I really like him. I also like Erica, Apollo, and Robin. Maybe the others will do something to make me care or hate them. I hope so, because I want to be entertained.
What did my lovely Gasmii think of this show? It might become interesting, but I’m thinking there won’t be a second season. Tell it to me, y’all!
Until next week, my loves.
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