Mike starts to yell “fuck you” at Joy over and over again while she yells for him to stop cussing at her. Joy runs off to cry, as usual, and Andrea takes this opportunity to schmooze her way into the other alliance. She tells Erica that she wants to be the rescuer and take care of everyone. Erica tells her that she likes her, but she doesn’t trust her. Erica tells her that if she’s playing the game with her, she might as well give it a rest because it’s not going to change her feelings about her. That tans Andrea’s hide, because she got caught. Of course, she’s not admitting this. Why is everyone such a terrible liar on this show? It’s like they’re so excited about their super-clever strategies that they can’t stand for anyone to not know about it.
I like to think he’s not cussing, but instead is making a lewd gesture with his mouth or has something penile in it.
The enemies room is again, Jeff and Andrea. The friends room is Joy and Gene. Gene tells Joy that he will cuddle with her until it’s time to go to sleep, but he won’t fall asleep there in the same bed. We’ll see how long that lasts. I think this is very smart on Gene’s part. No one realizes that he’s had the upper hand in this Joy/Gene thing the whole time. Mike’s an idiot for being defensive of Gene with Joy when Gene’s doing the same thing. No one has a genuine connection in this house, anyway.
Andrea’s ass is still really super-chapped over Erica not trusting her and playing the game. Andrea – people like Erica prey on the weak. You are her prey. If you don’t like it, stop falling for her tactics.
Back in the friends room, it sounds like an episode of Rock of Love what with all the smacking and slobbering sounds going on. If I see a tongue, I’m going to hurl. Suddenly, Joy stops it and grabs their “wiener wall” and puts it between them. They keep purposefully getting caught by the cameras making out. Gene’s really working the sweet guy angle. “I’m imaging how beautiful you’ll still be in 50 years”. Oh boy. That’s the kind of bullhonkey that’s never worked on me. It makes me burst into laughter and roll my eyes. What kind of girls fall for such things? I like a guy who’s honest. I know you’re interested in my boobs, so don’t try to pretend you’re not.
We’re going to now see who comes back into the house. I can’t imagine that Ashley will remain. And she doesn’t. She descends down the tubes telling everyone to remember that God is good. Too late, girl. Too damn late. Don’t start using God to make you look better. It just makes you look like an desperate asshole.
Kevin and his team get together to talk about how they always take the high road. Darling, no one in this house will ever take the high road. It’s a reality game show. There are no high roads here.
All the roads lead to Hell.
Jeff takes Kevin and Mike aside to tell them that he sent Kevin down the tubes, because he wanted to see Ashley’s ass gone. He tries to work something out with Mike and Kevin. They decide to keep the lines of communication open. Jeff shares with Erica and Stephanie that he just tried to do a little sneaky job on Mike and Kevin. Stephanie calls him out on trying to repeat the silly espionage Andrea’s already tried. He thinks it’s just fun, either way. I agree. I like the idea of effing with everyone’s head. I wish these people would do it more. I want to see everyone in fist fights soon.
We’re going to see who the team captains are this week. Mike and Holly? Mike and Joy? Joy and Holly? Let’ see. It’s Holly and Mike. Man, they really had Erica sweating over that with her in in the bottom three. Mike blames it all on his Irish temper. Maybe it’s that you’re not really sharp, pop your collars, and wear a feaux hawk to cover your bald spot.