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The alliance is down to Mike, Kevin, Andrea, and Holly, so they’re freaking out. Gene is in the kitchen talking to the others about how they must be in there plotting to divide the teams up like they did last time. Too bad you guys are basically the team of dullards, so good luck on winning a challenge against the others. I love how they call the other team all emotional and crazy when their team is the one that gets all pissy at each other, which screws up their challenges.
Mike’s team is Gene, Jeff, Erica, and Joy. So, Holly’s is Kevin, Andrea, and Stephanie. I love that they always take Stephanie. I think they think it’s good strategery.
So the teams are playing against each other. They have to launch a ball with a lacrosse stick across the yard to hit panes of glass out of moving windmills. The teams have goalies. After a while, the players use slingshots instead of lacrosse thingies. Sorry, I have no idea what those are called as I grew up in a ghetto-y city so we didn’t have lacrosse in school. Mike is tearing it up with the slingshot and takes his team past Holly’s. Andrea’s having a heck of a time with the slingshot. Maybe they should have given the Mormon a tether ball instead.
They’re neck and neck for a short period of time when suddenly Gene knocks out the last pane. Mike’s team wins and Mike’s excited to not be going down the tubes. Andrea’s upset that she screwed it up so badly, so I’m sure she’s worried her teams going to send her down the toilet. Well, I’m guessing if they knew about you courting the other alliance before severely fumbling this game, they probably will. Again…bad liar.
Jeff thinks that Andrea shouldn’t be up, because she’s probably less popular and will be up for team captain next week. Erica really doesn’t want to see Kevin go down again, unless it’s on her. Andrea’s still crying over this. She’s referring to this as a battle, which is even more annoying. It’s not a battle – it’s a television show. A bad one. And you are playing ridiculous games out in the Brady Bunch’s backyard. There are starving people all over the world and children growing up in embattled areas, meanwhile you’re crying to a nation about not using a sling shot correctly.
Erica and Kevin try to figure suss out each teams’ agenda. Erica wants to gauge Kevin’s feelings on being sent down the tubes again. I’m curious to find out if Erica is pretending to listen to her vagina instead of her brain or if this is for real. I’m thinking it’s the former. I want to believe there is at least one person that intelligent and wily in this house.
They are told there’s going to be a hitch this week. Suddenly, everyone throws up when they see Alex come up the tubes with luggage in tow. Really, ABC? Do you believe this is going to improve ratings? I’m only watching this show because I’m recapping it. It’s going to be all I can do to continue recapping it with Alex on here. If I have to hear “Prime Time 99” or “baby back bitch”, I’m going to Oedipus my freakin’ ears.
He starts out by apologizing and says that he was only a jerk because we, the viewers, told him to. Yeah right. In reality, he’s doing the fanswers and not staying, but I did have to listen to him say “Prime Time 99”. This is really grating. Joy learns that we would rather see Gene stay than Kevin. Stephanie finds out that we’d rather see Andrea in Limbo rather than Kevin. Holly seems totally in love with Alex. Probably only because he was the only person in the house she could influence with her looks. Reason #87123 that no one likes you, Holly.
Voting time and Mike votes for Stephanie. Gene votes for Kevin. Erica votes for Andrea, because her vag wants to see Kevin stay. This will probably be more split than we normally see. So, there were three votes for Stephanie, one vote for Kevin, and five for Andrea. Down the tubes go Andrea and Holly. I don’t like either of them, but I think I’d rather see Andrea come back over Holly. At least Andrea’s acting is a little more convincing. Holly’s going to have to understand how strong the Mormon alliance is over any house alliances. I’m pretty sure that Andrea will be coming back.