Holly looks pissed that Alex is gone. They all sit down to dinner and Jeffrey says, “Holly, you were the one who voted for Erica, right?” She is clearly lying when she shakes her head after quickly throwing mashed potatoes into her mouth. So, Jeffrey asks her if she voted for Alex then, and she nods. It’s all extremely unconvincing and everyone can see right through her. She’s pissed about the game play, as she calls it, and that no one has their own mindset. I’m not quite sure what that was supposed to mean. Maybe that everyone hated Alex and no one else was trying to use their sexuality to pull him onto their side? I have to really love watching this idiot who’s gotten through life solely based on using their looks not be able to get ahead that way anymore.
Someone’s been watching too many Twix commercials.
So, Holly approaches Erica and tells her she feels really bad about it now, but that she was the one who voted for her. Erica clearly already knew this so she hardly reacts and continues to wash the dishes. Holly tells her she voted for her because she felt that Erica thinks she’s full of shit. Erica goes, “You are!” Ahahahahahaha!! I love you, Erica! I already want you to win. Holly’s all, “Well, I’m being real with you now.”
Holly’s trying to clear the air with Erica by placing all the blame on Erica. Erica tells her it was a stupid move on her part to vote the way she did and then Holly shows her true Alex-like colors when she calls her “bro”. Erica nearly chokes at that and I die laughing. Erica tells Holly that she thought she was being a mastermind, but it seems she’s just a dumb bitch.
“You are such a dumb bitch!”
Robin, Erica, and Joy are having what seems to be a pajama party on the couch and they do what girls do at sleepovers – talk shit about the hot girl. Robin tells them girls she’s gotten to know Holly and likes her, but there are a few things that bother her. First, she claims to be an Art History major, but doesn’t know who painted the Sixteenth Chapel. Well, I took a couple of years of Art History and grew up with an artist for a mom, but I have no clue what the 16th Chapel is. They probably read about it at the liberry.
Holly walks in and Erica immediately tells her they need to ask her some questions. I want to hang out with Erica and Leah Desimone. These are two chicks who aren’t bitches, but really do “keep it real”. There’s no beating around the bush or playing mind games with those two. Robin asks her if she really did major in Art History. She says, “No, well, it’s like…” Do you remember a subject on which you wrote a paper? Do you have a favorite artist? Give us something! Holly finally admits she’s not an Art History major, but a Psychology major. She didn’t want them to know so they wouldn’t be intimidated by her. Oh yeah, I’m always intimidated by people who major in Psych. I think I’d be far more intimidated by Scientist Stephanie. So, then they ask her questions about her Psych studies. She can’t think of just one subject on which she’s written a paper and she hasn’t a clue so Erica takes off. She’s done with it all. Robin asks Holly to just tell her the name and basic idea of one single psychologist to which Holly excitedly replies, “Dr. Phil!” Robin and Joy immediately choke back vomit. She can’t come up with anything at all, so Robin takes off. Dr. fucking Phil. Really. How about Dr. Laura or Dorian Lord Buchanan?
Back to Mike and Kevin who are discussing the fact that it’s clear to everyone that they are buds and they don’t seem to care. I don’t know why anyone would just yet. Apollo goes to come in, but asks if they’re having a private chat and turns to leave. They let him in, but Apollo says his other thing is he doesn’t want to walk into a room willy nilly in case people are having a private discussion. Kevin leaves and Mike says that they would have taken him into their buddy circle, but he’s made it clear that he won’t strategize. He says that he really likes Apollo and could easily form an alliance with him, but Apollo won’t have alliances for strategy sake. I think Mike and Kevin are going to try to break him. Apollo tells them that he doesn’t want to form alliances with anyone, because he doesn’t want to start making enemies just yet. Kevin doesn’t think he’s going to last too long being the nice guy. I don’t know, though. You’re not the ones voting.
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Yo Holly if you’re gonna lie, at least have the knowledge to back it up. Dumbass! And the answer to who painted the sixteenth chapel is – probably the same company who painted the fourteenth and the fifthteen chapels….
I don’t like Ali P he looks like Dr. Spock and everybody knows you can’t trust a Vulcan!
I loved, loved, LOVED that Alex was totally rejected. Probably his first time–definitely won’t be his last. And just for sh!ts and giggles, I’m saving the photo of him going down the tubes to enjoy on my desktop for a while.
@ChaCha – the look on Alex ‘s face was priceless!! I floved Kevin ‘s impersonation of him – spot on.
I’m starting to like this show!
Isn’t 16th chapel the same mistake Beiber made on Letterman? Way to go…
Why not just say your a business major Holly? That’s easy to cover.
Ali P you leave Gene alone! I like him. And really viewers you would vote Holly back in the house? Why?
Has Ashley been on another show? She looks familiar
I haven’t seen this one yet and am still deciding whether or not I want to with Big Brother just around the corner. Since I haven’t seen it it’s entirely possible that I’m completely wrong, but could she have said the Sistine Chapel?
@Tadow – She meant the Sistine Chapel, but she said the Sixteenth Chapel pretty clearly. I listened a few times just to be sure.
Actually, Holly probably does know who painted the Sixteenth Chapel – they should have asked her that. It was that one guy that did that thing on that one bridge, right?
I just can’t get up the energy to watch this show. They should have stocked the pond with prettier people, is all I’m saying.
But you people already know how shallow I am.
@Sugarbush, totally unrelated to this show, but any Dorian Lord reference makes me a fan of your recaps for life. As a soap fan, putting her in the same
@Itchy, no love for Holly? I thought about you when I saw her, but I wasn’t able to figure out if she had the fake boobies or not. (Not my strong point)
If she’s on a reality tv show, there’s a 75% chance they’re fake. But I’m just not interested in this show. It’s too much of clone of Big Brother, but even more half-assed. Just one show a week? And they get to leave on the weekends? What’s the point.
What?!? Leave on the weekends? So are they not sequestered?
Admittedly, I haven’t been paying much attention to this show. But from what I understood, they were allowed out of the Glass House on the weekends — whether it’s to be sequestered or not doesn’t really matter.
Wait…I’m not OK with this! They leave on the weekends? I think it’s not nearly as interesting if they aren’t stuck with each other 24/7.
I lost a bet to my friend – he said Holly would say either Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz. I went with Dr. Scholl.
We actually started on the artist question – he said Warhol. I went with Draw Something.
Apollo’s “card” strategy that I am sure he thought would be seen as brilliant … wasn’t. His trash talking of Gene was transparent and lame and desperate.
Well, I’ll be the odd man out and admit it, in this episode I began to loathe that blonde bitch. Yeah, Holly may be a dumbass, but Erica can go suck on a corndog and choke on it. I abso-fucking-lutely HATE the type of raging bitches who go all “OMG, you’re like, such a bitch, I’m like, totally walking away from you right now because you are so not worth my time and totally important presence”. I hope she stumbles and crashes right through one of those glass walls and gets the broken shards so embedded in her skin that any light could turn her into a fucking disco ball.
Okay – I just watched both GH in a row (that’s Glass House, not General Hospital). Alex looks like one of those faces that happens when you look at yourself in a distorted mirror. His eyes are freakishly open wide. I’ve never seen someone smile and talk with so many lower teeth showing! I don’t know how people can stand him back home. that being said – he will probably pop up on another reality/contest show. Ugh.
Poor, poor Holly. It’s haaaard being so beautiful. And the Sixteenth Chapel – I thought I heard it wrong!!
And if Gene DID throw the challenge…hmmm.
finally – I can see that ABC is editing this show to within an inch of it’s life, desperately trying to find a likeable villain, goof, handsome guy, brainiac, etc. that’s why Ashley is getting a bum rap. She’s the ghetto bitch. Good job being racist, ABC. Please. I hate ABC. Except for Revenge and Once Upon A Time.
I’m late on reading recaps, so I’ll just post what I was thinking after reading the first show recap now, and then read THIS recap and comments. Thanks for the recaps, BTW…I so pity you
Thank JEEBUS Big Brother has nothing to worry about. This lame-ass show will never see its second season, as has been pointed out. I can’t wait for the REAL Big Brother to start.
Cheesy as it s, I’ll watch it for the recaps. I like Stephanie (she’s nerdy-smart-hot…I really like that). I also dig Erica, the hilarious gay guy, the cop, Gene, and the older chick (I’ll learn names soon).
Andrea (thanks @kczar) can shove Prop 8 where the sun don’t shine. NOW I have someone to really dislike, since douchnozzle is gone.
I decided after the first episode to not watch this show because of Alex. Now that I read he actually did get eliminated, I’m thinking it might be worth watching this thing after all.