Joy thinks that Ali P is being paranoid. Mike is fueling the fire and Ali P seems satisfied that his plan is working. Gene refuses to argue it with Ali P anymore and walks out. I have a feeling that Mike, Ali, and Kevin already have an alliance that they don’t plan to reveal to us.
Fanswer time! Holly asks if we would vote her back into the house if she were sent to Limbo. The response is “yes”. Boo!! Stephanie asks if she should be more open or more closed off when sharing personal stories with the housemates. They said “open”. Ali P asks if we would vote for him if he changed his strategy a little earlier than expected and to answer yes with “Stephanie” and no with “Gene”. Boy, this guy is good. The answer is “Stephanie” which works as planned.
Gene, Andrea, and Jeffrey play the “what do you think they’re saying” game while watching Ashley and Holly talk in the arena. It’s pretty funny as they rag on Holly about how she’s all about her looks.
Voting time! First up is Erica. She doesn’t like the crap going on with Gene, so she votes for Holly. She says she’ll continue to vote for Holly, so she’s still my favorite in the house. We see Erica, Jeffrey, and Gene vote for Holly and Holly vote for Erica. Gene’s not worried about leaving even if he goes to Limbo. I’d like to say I agree with him, because I like him a lot.
The Voice reveals the votes one by one at first. Then we see that everyone but Holly voted for Holly. Bwahahahahaha!!! Holly can’t understand why someone so beautiful would be voted out.
Gee, maybe because you’re an idiot?
It’s hard for me to figure out who I want to see come back. Maybe Apollo, because he’s seeming pretty clever. Besides, if Holly is voted out, Ali P will be next. I’m truly hoping we have someone on this show become a villain that we love to hate instead of someone we just straight up hate.
So, how excited were you all to see Prime Time 99 Alex Stein go back down the tube? What do you think of Ali P’s new strategy? Are you as bored with Holly as the housemates? Do you love Erica as much as I do? Tell me tell me!!!
Until next week, Gasmii,
Sugarbush xoxo
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Yo Holly if you’re gonna lie, at least have the knowledge to back it up. Dumbass! And the answer to who painted the sixteenth chapel is – probably the same company who painted the fourteenth and the fifthteen chapels….
I don’t like Ali P he looks like Dr. Spock and everybody knows you can’t trust a Vulcan!
I loved, loved, LOVED that Alex was totally rejected. Probably his first time–definitely won’t be his last. And just for sh!ts and giggles, I’m saving the photo of him going down the tubes to enjoy on my desktop for a while.
@ChaCha – the look on Alex ‘s face was priceless!! I floved Kevin ‘s impersonation of him – spot on.
I’m starting to like this show!
Isn’t 16th chapel the same mistake Beiber made on Letterman? Way to go…
Why not just say your a business major Holly? That’s easy to cover.
Ali P you leave Gene alone! I like him. And really viewers you would vote Holly back in the house? Why?
Has Ashley been on another show? She looks familiar
I haven’t seen this one yet and am still deciding whether or not I want to with Big Brother just around the corner. Since I haven’t seen it it’s entirely possible that I’m completely wrong, but could she have said the Sistine Chapel?
@Tadow – She meant the Sistine Chapel, but she said the Sixteenth Chapel pretty clearly. I listened a few times just to be sure.
Actually, Holly probably does know who painted the Sixteenth Chapel – they should have asked her that. It was that one guy that did that thing on that one bridge, right?
I just can’t get up the energy to watch this show. They should have stocked the pond with prettier people, is all I’m saying.
But you people already know how shallow I am.
@Sugarbush, totally unrelated to this show, but any Dorian Lord reference makes me a fan of your recaps for life. As a soap fan, putting her in the same
@Itchy, no love for Holly? I thought about you when I saw her, but I wasn’t able to figure out if she had the fake boobies or not. (Not my strong point)
If she’s on a reality tv show, there’s a 75% chance they’re fake. But I’m just not interested in this show. It’s too much of clone of Big Brother, but even more half-assed. Just one show a week? And they get to leave on the weekends? What’s the point.
What?!? Leave on the weekends? So are they not sequestered?
Admittedly, I haven’t been paying much attention to this show. But from what I understood, they were allowed out of the Glass House on the weekends — whether it’s to be sequestered or not doesn’t really matter.
Wait…I’m not OK with this! They leave on the weekends? I think it’s not nearly as interesting if they aren’t stuck with each other 24/7.
I lost a bet to my friend – he said Holly would say either Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz. I went with Dr. Scholl.
We actually started on the artist question – he said Warhol. I went with Draw Something.
Apollo’s “card” strategy that I am sure he thought would be seen as brilliant … wasn’t. His trash talking of Gene was transparent and lame and desperate.
Well, I’ll be the odd man out and admit it, in this episode I began to loathe that blonde bitch. Yeah, Holly may be a dumbass, but Erica can go suck on a corndog and choke on it. I abso-fucking-lutely HATE the type of raging bitches who go all “OMG, you’re like, such a bitch, I’m like, totally walking away from you right now because you are so not worth my time and totally important presence”. I hope she stumbles and crashes right through one of those glass walls and gets the broken shards so embedded in her skin that any light could turn her into a fucking disco ball.
Okay – I just watched both GH in a row (that’s Glass House, not General Hospital). Alex looks like one of those faces that happens when you look at yourself in a distorted mirror. His eyes are freakishly open wide. I’ve never seen someone smile and talk with so many lower teeth showing! I don’t know how people can stand him back home. that being said – he will probably pop up on another reality/contest show. Ugh.
Poor, poor Holly. It’s haaaard being so beautiful. And the Sixteenth Chapel – I thought I heard it wrong!!
And if Gene DID throw the challenge…hmmm.
finally – I can see that ABC is editing this show to within an inch of it’s life, desperately trying to find a likeable villain, goof, handsome guy, brainiac, etc. that’s why Ashley is getting a bum rap. She’s the ghetto bitch. Good job being racist, ABC. Please. I hate ABC. Except for Revenge and Once Upon A Time.
I’m late on reading recaps, so I’ll just post what I was thinking after reading the first show recap now, and then read THIS recap and comments. Thanks for the recaps, BTW…I so pity you
Thank JEEBUS Big Brother has nothing to worry about. This lame-ass show will never see its second season, as has been pointed out. I can’t wait for the REAL Big Brother to start.
Cheesy as it s, I’ll watch it for the recaps. I like Stephanie (she’s nerdy-smart-hot…I really like that). I also dig Erica, the hilarious gay guy, the cop, Gene, and the older chick (I’ll learn names soon).
Andrea (thanks @kczar) can shove Prop 8 where the sun don’t shine. NOW I have someone to really dislike, since douchnozzle is gone.
I decided after the first episode to not watch this show because of Alex. Now that I read he actually did get eliminated, I’m thinking it might be worth watching this thing after all.