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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
6:49 pm
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Tagged: a-holes, abc, alliance, annoying people, anti-alliance, big brother, boobies, enemies, fake romance, funny, highland park, jump ship, lame, parody, reality tv, recap, recaps, solitary, spoof, stereotypes, sugarbush, super douchey, the glass house, TV, tvgasm
This week, we will find out if Jeffy made a huge mistake by going down the tubes or if we’ll be rid of Kevin and his terrible attempt at hiding his bald spot. Mike thinks Jeff deserves to go home, because he was cocky enough to put himself into Limbo. Andrea was basically telling us that Erica is a crybaby. You sound like a bad Mormon, my dear.
The stupid “game” for this week is that they dress like hipsters. I think that hipsters are really annoying and unnecessarily mopey, especially for the amount of coffee they take in. So, at least it’s appropriate that 6 annoying people are dressed up as 6 annoying people. The next stupid theme is that they have to run a restaurant and play their roles that have been assigned to them. Andrea is a chef, Erica a waitress, Gene is on a date with Kevin, and Stephanie is a sous chef. The best of this all is that Joy is a busser instead of going on the date with Gene. She’s all pissy and aptly mopey what with her hipster wear. I think her maturity growth was stunted in the 6th grade.
Hey, I totally look smart in these glasses, don’t I? Everyone would probably think I’m a scientists instead of a professional nudist.
Andrea thinks we must all love her, because she’s been selected to be the chef while Joy was picked to be the bus girl. Actually, Andrea, we just tend to forget you exist and Joy’s annoying enough to be punished with the worst job. Gene must not know what a hipster is, because he’s dressed in an Aunt Jemimah costume.
Now, how many pancakes you all want?
Kevin is complaining to Andrea that Erica doesn’t believe anything that Kevin says about himself anymore. He says he started out as a mall cop, then a 911 operator, then became a cop. Does anyone actually start out as a mall cop? I thought that was one of those jobs that you get into and just do for the rest of your life. Andrea defends him, because he’s done undercover work. Do you really do that as a beat cop? I thought that was for detectives. This little tidbit doesn’t change Erica’s mind at all. I’m kinda’ not believing him, either. Maybe he is a cop, but I doubt he’s done undercover work.
Kevin says that the only person she needs to worry about being a liar is Gene. Gene says that he’s wrong, because Gene asks all the right fanswers. He’s asking them perception questions, because “it’s all about how you are perceived”. OK, but aren’t you screwing up your strategy by announcing this? Now we’re onto you, right? Andrea refuses to trust anything that Gene says, but that’s because he’s black. You know those Mormons think dark skin is the Mark of Cain.
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And that my friends is why there are no other comments on this rant. This is about as tantalizing as a package of ramen noodles for dinner, and that’s insulting ramen. TVgasm? More like TVspasm, like my brain is seizing after reading this pile of moldering filshribble (yes I had to make up a word to describe the paper that this mental emesis just defiled). Thank you and goodnight.
Wow, MoJo, why don’t you tell us what you really think? I happened to like this recap – it gave me the details of what happened with just the right amount of snark. You can’t blame the recapper if the show sucks!
Tsk, tsk, MoJo, we’re here to make fun of the idiots on reality television, not each other. You might prefer the recaps over at People magazine. Personally, I’m a big fan of Chris Harrison’s EW blog. Man, he REALLY tells it like it is!
I thought Mike was Irish, which is why his being a “bar-mitzvah” DJ seemed like so much fun.
No doubt the Mormon Machine is gearing up to get Andrea into the finals, just like they put the fix on Prop 8. The whole “bring her family in” ploy was just a gambit to generate some sympathy for this soulless drone. I was truly shocked when she basically admitted the only reason she married her husband was for his family (‘s money, no doubt). Her creep factor went up 1000%.
I can’t dislike Joy. I wish I could, but I just can’t. I mean, I realize she’s whiny and needy. But she also seems to be the most insightful in terms of the others (and I doubt she’s really fooled by Gene, she’s using him too).
I don’t get the whole ‘webisodes’ part — you mean there’s more to watch than each week’s episode?
Maybe something happened that we didn’t see, but I am not sure why Erica doesn’t believe Gene. You’re telling me that you believe the guy that made out with you and the next day put you in limbo?
Be honest Erica. You’re pissed because Gene and Joy have a connection (whether is calculated or not) and you don’t have that with Kevin.
Personally I am rooting for Gene or Stephanie. So I don’t really care who comes back this week.
And if these guys don’t think that Joy is using Gene then they are just as stupid as they think she is.
@Itchy – Ah, you’re right about Mike. I totally forgot!
@Mojo – I think someone might be a bitter Mormon. Hmmm?
I can dislike Joy for you Itchy! I can’t stand the girl and the argument that Erica, Gene and Joy had was hysterical to me because Erica had to use the “parrot voice”. Gene is just skating by and using the audience’s perception of him as a strategy, which kind of pisses me off. That tells me that Gene is not being himself, JMO. The only one’s I like are Kevin, Erica, and Jeffery. I wish this show was on more then once a week.
I thought I would stop watching this once BB started, but I’m a follow-through-er dammit. The only people I even can stand on this show is Kevin and Erika. Can you imagine if these were the people that got chosen for BB?? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Didn’t catch this epi, so thanks for catching me up, Sugah!
Mojo, I can’t stand people who criticize the recappers. Shut it!
The show does sound kind of dreadful. I don’t really like anyone, but I don’t mind looking at Kevin.
I kinda want Gene to get his, tho, I don’t like cocky, and I enjoy when they get served!
Joy is annoying, but they all are. But I agree with Itchy that she seemed somewhat ok in the beginning . . . at least as a player.
I used to work in the office at a mall, and yes, many mall cops use it jump to being real cops and EMTs and such.
And yes, a lot of them are mall cops for life. Or until they get fired LOL!!!