Glass House Recap: Things Just Got Real

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Tuesday, July 31, 2012 | 6:49 pm | 9 Comments
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Joy tells Jeff everything that’s been said while he was gone and Gene seems pissed that he didn’t get to say anything to Jeff.  I guess Jeff and Gene have a super-secret alliance that no one knows about yet.  Gene’s losing steam in this house with the other players.  Andrea’s sweating, because she swears she’s going to be a team captain this week. 

My prediction is Joy and Andrea.  Oopsy!  I’m wrong!  It’s Stephanie and Joy.  Please, please, please let Joy’s team lose.  I’m not interested much in Stephanie, but I want to drive ice picks through my ears every time Joy gets camera time.  Gene tries to comfort her, but she sends him away as she has her own pity party on the couch.  In the other room, Kevin and Andrea celebrate their victory.  Haha, because I’m willing to bet Kevin is playing you like a fiddle.

And if you raise the roof one more time, I’m calling Leah DeSimone and we’re going to beat you with a freakin’ chair.

Suddenly, Joy wants to talk to Gene and have an emotional cuddle sesh.  Gene tells us that he’s going to make sure Joy’s team wins if he’s on it.  He wants to be good to her and comfort her, because they’re supposed to be friends.  You just got caught, my friend.  Now you’ve basically just said that you’re using Joy.

Looks like Gene and Andrea are on Joy’s team, while the other four are on Stephanie’s.  This game is a round-robin style skee-ball challenge.  But, the lane curves like an ocean wave and the holes are in between the two lanes.  There’s a prize container which will get them different prizes of cash and some stupid gift from a viewer trying to give their wares some visibility.

Jeff only gets to sit on a stool and watch, which I bet he just hates.  You know how he likes to run around and get physical.  Erica is ready to hurl from all of the physical stress of running about 20 feet and fast-pitching two skee-balls.  Not that I can laugh at that since I have the endurance of a chain-smoker.  Andrea’s interviews about Joy prove what a straight up bitch she really is.  I mean, I agree with what she says, but she’s so personal about it.  My snark at Joy isn’t personal – it’s simply observational…right?

Stephanie’s team finally pulls out the win.  I wonder if Gene dug himself a nice little hole or if everyone will still send Andrea home.  I’m also curious to see what will be Kevin’s vote.  Joy cries to Erica to not vote Gene into Limbo.  Something about words and whatnot.  Erica says she won’t vote him in.

Kevin gets the caricatures and they’re actually fairly good.  It’s not at all like the ones you’d get at Six Flags.  Although, the one I got at Six Flags was better than the one I’d get from someone who knew what they were doing.  They gave me monster tits, a nice face, and non-frizzy hair.  They also gave my husband a non-existent gap-tooth and pig nose.  So, whatever.  It’s a 50/50 shot, eh?

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    MoJo
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    And that my friends is why there are no other comments on this rant. This is about as tantalizing as a package of ramen noodles for dinner, and that’s insulting ramen. TVgasm? More like TVspasm, like my brain is seizing after reading this pile of moldering filshribble (yes I had to make up a word to describe the paper that this mental emesis just defiled). Thank you and goodnight.

  2. 2
    Pikey578
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Wow, MoJo, why don’t you tell us what you really think? I happened to like this recap – it gave me the details of what happened with just the right amount of snark. You can’t blame the recapper if the show sucks!

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 1:29 am

    Tsk, tsk, MoJo, we’re here to make fun of the idiots on reality television, not each other. You might prefer the recaps over at People magazine. Personally, I’m a big fan of Chris Harrison’s EW blog. Man, he REALLY tells it like it is!

    I thought Mike was Irish, which is why his being a “bar-mitzvah” DJ seemed like so much fun.

    No doubt the Mormon Machine is gearing up to get Andrea into the finals, just like they put the fix on Prop 8. The whole “bring her family in” ploy was just a gambit to generate some sympathy for this soulless drone. I was truly shocked when she basically admitted the only reason she married her husband was for his family (‘s money, no doubt). Her creep factor went up 1000%.

    I can’t dislike Joy. I wish I could, but I just can’t. I mean, I realize she’s whiny and needy. But she also seems to be the most insightful in terms of the others (and I doubt she’s really fooled by Gene, she’s using him too).

    I don’t get the whole ‘webisodes’ part — you mean there’s more to watch than each week’s episode?

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 5:19 am

    Maybe something happened that we didn’t see, but I am not sure why Erica doesn’t believe Gene. You’re telling me that you believe the guy that made out with you and the next day put you in limbo?

    Be honest Erica. You’re pissed because Gene and Joy have a connection (whether is calculated or not) and you don’t have that with Kevin.

    Personally I am rooting for Gene or Stephanie. So I don’t really care who comes back this week.

    And if these guys don’t think that Joy is using Gene then they are just as stupid as they think she is.

  5. 5
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 5:37 am

    @Itchy – Ah, you’re right about Mike. I totally forgot!

    @Mojo – I think someone might be a bitter Mormon. Hmmm?

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 6:13 am

    I can dislike Joy for you Itchy! I can’t stand the girl and the argument that Erica, Gene and Joy had was hysterical to me because Erica had to use the “parrot voice”. Gene is just skating by and using the audience’s perception of him as a strategy, which kind of pisses me off. That tells me that Gene is not being himself, JMO. The only one’s I like are Kevin, Erica, and Jeffery. I wish this show was on more then once a week.

  7. 7
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 9:24 am

    I thought I would stop watching this once BB started, but I’m a follow-through-er dammit. The only people I even can stand on this show is Kevin and Erika. Can you imagine if these were the people that got chosen for BB?? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  8. 8
    juddfan
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Didn’t catch this epi, so thanks for catching me up, Sugah!

    Mojo, I can’t stand people who criticize the recappers. Shut it!

    The show does sound kind of dreadful. I don’t really like anyone, but I don’t mind looking at Kevin.

    I kinda want Gene to get his, tho, I don’t like cocky, and I enjoy when they get served!

    Joy is annoying, but they all are. But I agree with Itchy that she seemed somewhat ok in the beginning . . . at least as a player.

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    CrazyTrain CrazyTrain
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    I used to work in the office at a mall, and yes, many mall cops use it jump to being real cops and EMTs and such.
    And yes, a lot of them are mall cops for life. Or until they get fired LOL!!!

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