Glass House Recap: Things Just Got Real

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Tuesday, July 31, 2012 | 6:49 pm | 9 Comments
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 Erica goes to Andrea and Kevin and starts talking about her vote.  Joy is eavesdropping, as she is wont to do.  Erica is talking about Gene’s insincerity and plans to come into this house to form a romance in order to increase his popularity.  As Stephanie walks by the room, Joy flags her in and then Gene and they continue to listen to what Erica has to say.

Joy comes to Erica to make a “last ditch effort as a friend”.  Erica claims she wants to get to know Joy as Joy sans Gene and Joy gets (gasp!) upset that she’s going back on her word.  Erica says she would never send Joy to Limbo (I’m sure) and Joy says that a vote for Gene is a vote for Joy.  Joy tells Erica she can do what she wants, but don’t hug her and tell her she loves her afterward.  So, you don’t want her to do to you what Gene is doing to you?  Perhaps that’s her point?  Not that I would trust Erica.  The only person in the house I would trust is Joy, because she’s too daft to have a strategy.

It’s fanswer time and this week the viewers chose to have Andrea’s unloved husband and their children deliver them.  I would be touched by this moment, but after hearing about Andrea’s business-plan marriage it kinda makes me not care.  I mean, getting to see her babies is great.  That’s really sweet.  All the males in her family have faux-hawks, so it’s possible they allowed a dirty, sneaky Jew (that’s from the Mormon perspective, not mine) into their Mormon blood-line at some point which loosely relates them to Mike. 

Families who faux-hawk together, stay together.

Andrea wanted to know if we like humility over arrogance, and we chose humility.  Wouldn’t that mean that we would like Stephanie the most?  

Jeff wants to know if he and Erica should turn against Gene before Gene turns against them and the viewers said “yes”. 

Andrea, Erica, and Jeff all discuss putting Gene into Limbo, but they’re worried about 3 against 3.  Jeff shares his internal conflict with Stephanie.  Stephanie will not change her mind about voting for Andrea.  Jeff cries heartily about this, as if he’s voting his mom into the lion’s den.

We get to see all votes but Jeff’s, however, we’ll soon learn what it was.  Hang onto your seats, because this is serious business, y’all!  I honestly don’t care how else goes down, as long as Joy doesn’t come back.  I can’t stand it anymore.

Turns out Jeff couldn’t handle being the bad guy in the house just yet.  Now the vote is up to Joy.  Gee, I wonder who she’ll choose?  I wish she’d throw Gene is there.  At least we’d get some real action going on. 

Down the tubes go Andrea and Joy.  Gene whipsers, “I really do like you” into Joy’s ear.  Aaawww, it’s so sweet and I totally believe him.

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    MoJo
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    And that my friends is why there are no other comments on this rant. This is about as tantalizing as a package of ramen noodles for dinner, and that’s insulting ramen. TVgasm? More like TVspasm, like my brain is seizing after reading this pile of moldering filshribble (yes I had to make up a word to describe the paper that this mental emesis just defiled). Thank you and goodnight.

  2. 2
    Pikey578
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Wow, MoJo, why don’t you tell us what you really think? I happened to like this recap – it gave me the details of what happened with just the right amount of snark. You can’t blame the recapper if the show sucks!

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 1:29 am

    Tsk, tsk, MoJo, we’re here to make fun of the idiots on reality television, not each other. You might prefer the recaps over at People magazine. Personally, I’m a big fan of Chris Harrison’s EW blog. Man, he REALLY tells it like it is!

    I thought Mike was Irish, which is why his being a “bar-mitzvah” DJ seemed like so much fun.

    No doubt the Mormon Machine is gearing up to get Andrea into the finals, just like they put the fix on Prop 8. The whole “bring her family in” ploy was just a gambit to generate some sympathy for this soulless drone. I was truly shocked when she basically admitted the only reason she married her husband was for his family (‘s money, no doubt). Her creep factor went up 1000%.

    I can’t dislike Joy. I wish I could, but I just can’t. I mean, I realize she’s whiny and needy. But she also seems to be the most insightful in terms of the others (and I doubt she’s really fooled by Gene, she’s using him too).

    I don’t get the whole ‘webisodes’ part — you mean there’s more to watch than each week’s episode?

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 5:19 am

    Maybe something happened that we didn’t see, but I am not sure why Erica doesn’t believe Gene. You’re telling me that you believe the guy that made out with you and the next day put you in limbo?

    Be honest Erica. You’re pissed because Gene and Joy have a connection (whether is calculated or not) and you don’t have that with Kevin.

    Personally I am rooting for Gene or Stephanie. So I don’t really care who comes back this week.

    And if these guys don’t think that Joy is using Gene then they are just as stupid as they think she is.

  5. 5
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 5:37 am

    @Itchy – Ah, you’re right about Mike. I totally forgot!

    @Mojo – I think someone might be a bitter Mormon. Hmmm?

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    featherhead
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 6:13 am

    I can dislike Joy for you Itchy! I can’t stand the girl and the argument that Erica, Gene and Joy had was hysterical to me because Erica had to use the “parrot voice”. Gene is just skating by and using the audience’s perception of him as a strategy, which kind of pisses me off. That tells me that Gene is not being himself, JMO. The only one’s I like are Kevin, Erica, and Jeffery. I wish this show was on more then once a week.

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    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 9:24 am

    I thought I would stop watching this once BB started, but I’m a follow-through-er dammit. The only people I even can stand on this show is Kevin and Erika. Can you imagine if these were the people that got chosen for BB?? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  8. 8
    juddfan
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Didn’t catch this epi, so thanks for catching me up, Sugah!

    Mojo, I can’t stand people who criticize the recappers. Shut it!

    The show does sound kind of dreadful. I don’t really like anyone, but I don’t mind looking at Kevin.

    I kinda want Gene to get his, tho, I don’t like cocky, and I enjoy when they get served!

    Joy is annoying, but they all are. But I agree with Itchy that she seemed somewhat ok in the beginning . . . at least as a player.

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    CrazyTrain CrazyTrain
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    I used to work in the office at a mall, and yes, many mall cops use it jump to being real cops and EMTs and such.
    And yes, a lot of them are mall cops for life. Or until they get fired LOL!!!

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