- All of them can’t lip synch for shit! I wish they actually had lip synch for your life performances because it would be a joke to watch.
- Their voices sound ridiculously produced again. Because that’s totally the point of Glee, right?
- Hee hee I always hear the words to this song as “I wanna have boobies” instead of “I wanna have groupies”
- Nellis looks so awkward with the fruit
- WB is perfect, especially at the end
- For once, we got a creative and interesting video!
The bottom three is definitely Nellis, Abe, and…Lily? Maybe?
WB is the winner. No surprise there. And I called the loozahs this week. Lily doesn’t agree with it, but of course she wouldn’t.
Nellis- “I’m the Only One” by Melissa Etheridge
Abe- “Stereo Hearts”
Lily- “Someone Like You” by Adele.
Lily collapses on the ground when she hears that is her song. I wish she’d stay there. You’re not competing for theatricality points right now, hun. Calm the fuck down.
And STAY down, bitch!
In the mini segment, we learn that everyone loves Zach. Well, that’s no news to me. He’s the best thing about this show.
Adorbs. Although he should stop hanging out with Ryan. He’s picking up on his ugly hat habits.
Last Chance Performances
Nellis- her deep, soulful voice sounds great here. She’s definitely the best singer there. Why can’t she be like that during the videos? I have a bad feeling she’s going the same “artist not performer” route as D. Biebs.
Ryan can’t imagine a character for Nellis because he has no imagination. He’s wearing a stupid newsboy cap tonight, in case anyone was interested in his outdated fashion sense (and he’s gay! What’s up with that?).
Abe- Ryan loves Adam Levine. I never would have guessed that, a gay man loving Afdm Levine. His performance is actually good. The song is well suited to his voice, and he does his best boy band impression. I could totes see him as a member of a K-Pop band. He says that people used to call him “Little Yellow Faggot,” which is sad and just incorrect. He’s not yellow! I kid, I kid.
Lily- she kinda sounds like Adele (and has the same body shape). She doesn’t go for the high note though, and methinks that’s a mistake. Oh wait, nvm, she goes for it the second time on the chorus. I’m not really feeling the emotion from her though, it just seems like she’s trying to play someone who is trying to hold back a sneeze.
She argues with Ryan, saying she got conflicting direction in the shoot and that’s why she was bad. That’s not good. I think they may send her home just for that. But I don’t know. Going into this I thought Abe was definitely out, but now I’m not sure.