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In their session, Artie tells Carpet to be confident about not knowing anything.
Magic Carpet, Generic Hottie 2, Lily, and Shhnnnanana do well in vocals, while Abe and Wheelchair Barbie don’t. WB really needs to tone it down (haha, tone, singing joke) and try being serious for once. Abe is just bad.
Also, I love how everyone has been hating on Nikki in the comments lately. I never liked her, because she’s bitchy without being funny like Zach, and pregnancy has just made her worse. That said, a spinoff of her, Zach, and Robert could be amazing. It could be called The Glee Pro…ducers! Any takers? I’m sure Oxygen would eat it up. If not, then Lifetime. They’ll buy any old shit that could potentially draw female viewers and lonely gay men.
The video concept is the mean rich kids versus the broke kids who learn to love each other. Am I wrong or are the videos this season just uninspired? They were so much more artful and interesting last season. RIP GleePro Season 1 <3 Gone But Not Forgotten
Charlie decides to be a method actor and stay in character (an obnoxious, almost Archer-esque rich character) the entire time, which, surprise surprise, no one else likes.
Blind Side gets told to act more (PS he’s in sunglasses again), and he’s “stunned’ because he knows he’s such a great actor. He just keeps getting more and more unlikable.
- Where are these supposed broke kids having fun in the beginning?
- Blind Side really did give the camera nothing
- Nellis’ voice sounds really good.
- What’s with the white v neck shirts?
- Magic Carpet is great at playing the rich bitch. Her face is made for sneering. She’s a decent actress, though.
This was a pretty boring video, no?
Carpet, Shanna, Generic 2, and Lily all get called back first.
Nellis fades away in the group, Blake thinks too much (I guess?), Abe’s pitch was off, Wheelchair Barbie is too over the top, and Blind Side was flat. He blames it on Erik’s direction. That’s another problem with him, he never takes responsibility for his own fuck-ups. Charlie had a different “energy” from everyone else.
Because this is “Go Fuck Yourself” Week, instead of them picking a bottom three, all six of them are going to sing duets and then Ryan will choose the bottom three. The duet partners are Wheelchair Barbie/Abe singing “Last Friday Night”, Blind Side/Charlie singing “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me”, and Nellis/Blake singing “Waiting for a Girl/Boy Like You”.
Blind Side talks about how Charlie always mangles the melody of every song. That will suck in a duet. I actually agree with him there.
Last Chance Duets
Blake/Nellis- pretty good! Although Blake is still too one-note. Ryan likes them both.
Wheelchair Barbie/Abe- their voices don’t really mesh and they rush the whole time. It feels kind of disjointed. Ryan calls WB a little funny Dolly Parton.
Blind Side/Charlie- I don’t know this song, so I can’t comment too much on any melody mishaps. I’ll just assume Charlie is fucking it up. Blind Side tries to do too much with that high note and everything. This is one of Blind Side’s better outfits, though, I have to say.