The mentors give props to everyone for the video. WB, Shannaa, and Blake are all in the top.
Abe, Magic Carpet, Generic Cutie, and Lily all get called out for screwing up the jump rope section.
Yes! I love crying!
Generic Cutie (bad in studio), Abe (same), and Lily (needs to blend her voice better) are the bottom three.
Lily- “I’m the Greatest Star” from the musical Funny Girl
Michael- “Brick” by Ben Folds Five
Abe- “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson. They also tell him not to suck up LOL. I hate kiss asses, and I see Ryan does as well.
In the mini segment they discuss jock straps and cups and the girls try to understand them. I still don’t know what just happened.
My face during this whole section
Last Chance Performances
Generic Cutie- his voice sounds good. He’s seriously channeling some boy band mixed with Jason Mraz vibes. Ryan says that Blake wouldn’t have stumbled if he messed up on the jump rope. We already know everyone prefers Blake over him, way to rub it in even more.
Abe- THIS was his chance to bust out his flamboyant dance moves. I mean, it’s MJ! Why is he so stiff? Also those red boots are atrocious. As we have learned from How I Met Your Mother, red boots, especially on men, are never a good idea.
Lily hams the shit out of her song. I could smell the pork through the screen. But for a Streisand song that’s what you want, so it’s not really a criticism. She is funny, for sure. Her last note is pretty awesome too.
Lily blames Carpet for saying she was singing too loud in the studio and that threw her off. That’s really not that negative a comment, so Lily needs to learn how to deal with it. As a performer people will say way worse shit about her. I mean, she’s fat. She must have heard much meaner things from people besides “you sing a little too loud.”
Hold the phone! Abe comes back out after Lily. The judges faces when he does are priceless.
He tells them that he was sorry for his performance in the video and that he won’t leave until he wins or Ryan writes a role for him on Glee. Those are the same thing, so he basically just said he won’t leave unless he wins. What if he tried to stick around after he got booted, ranting and raving like a drunk homeless man and needing to be forcibly removed from the show? Now THAT would be some good TV! Ryan isn’t really impressed.
He does tear up, though. More crying!
So anyway, that was weird.
When talking about her, Ryan says Lily ate the stage. Hee hee hee. I’m thinking it’s Abe’s time to go. Whenever someone pulls a stunt on a reality show like he did, it’s usually the kiss of death.