Abe- just does his regular scrunchy face. C
Lily- does the same move on Abe that she did on the band during her last chance song. Which, granted, got a good reaction from Ryan. B+
Oh shit, Generic Hottie 2 is all over Magic Carpet’s ass! I hope Charlie’s not seeing it. Wait, on second thought, I hope he is.
Random thought: how do all the guest mentors know the names of the contestants (when they call them out to give notes)? Do they have a cheat sheet or something?
Naya says Blake should stay playful, Carpet was too much, Charlie’s beatboxing was hot, Nellis should have been more confident. The winner she picks is…Charlie. WTF?? It was all because of his beatboxing? This is a joke. He refers to himself in the 3rd person.
Mash-up of “Moves Like Jagger” and “Milkshake.” The concept is a high school sex ed class which turns into a boys VS girls sexy-off.
Choreo! Yay, bitchy Zack is back! Shannaaa is too perky and smiley. They give Nellis a sexy booty rise/curl/whatever thing (what do you call that move?) but she’s too embarrassed.
Charlie keeps glancing over at Carpet while in the booth, getting “inspiration” for his singing. Nikki asks about it and he gets all shy. Then he talks to her about it, and she gets all shy, saying to camera that she’s confused and wants to keep her head in the competition. Talk about being a tease.
Generic Hottie 2 keeps forgetting the words in the booth and Nikki basically kicks him out of the booth.
This is Lily’s sexy outfit. Notice the bra? Maybe Charlie wasn’t wearing Carpet’s bra in his “superhero” costume. Although I wouldn’t put it past Carpet to have one, too.
She’s channeling Snooki real hard here…is she what they would call a grenade?
Naya’s big advice to Charlie in the personal sesh- “act like you’re a lion.”
The video shoot happens. Not much to remark upon, except Charlie tries to tell Erik what to do. Not good.
- Shannnnna’s voice sounds totally different. The magic of production.
- Erik really went crazy on the lens flares, didn’t he?
- Nellis is wearing some hoochie-ass outfit. For real. She ends up turning on the sexy in a big way.
What kind of high school is this? Oh right, a Glee one.
- Generic Hottie 2 and Shannnana seem to have decent chemistry. Shannana has really faded from the limelight recently, hasn’t she?
- Blind Side is wearing sunglasses again. It’s official, they’re trying to hide his derpy eyes
- This is the stuff nightmares are made of:
Again, Lily doesn’t know how to control her jugs
- Star of the video: this lady
Did anyone else think that was a terrible mashup?
In the end, Nellis wins for figuring out how to get in touch with her inner slut. I’m glad for her, she’s not an asshole. Her haircut is terrible, though.
Now for the criticisms. Tyler always disappears in the group. Generic Hottie 2 was really bad in the booth. Shnnanaa is too happy and not sultry enough. Charlie was unprofessional with his flirtations and tried to control everyone during the shoot.
Shnananna ends up on the callback list, leaving the other three to lipsynch for their lives.
Last Chance Songs
Charlie- “I Get a Kick Out of You” by Cole Porter. He doesn’t know the song. Sigh, this generation.
Tyler- “Smile” by Charlie Chaplin. He also doesn’t know the song. Considering this was on Glee before, it’s kind ridic he doesn’t know it. Wouldn’t you expect these people watch Glee?
Generic Hottie 2- “Lucky” by Jason Mraz
My main question is: are we actually going to get some personality from Generic Hottie 2? I’m looking forward to hearing him actually sing something on his own.