Lily- The way she holds and strokes the mic stand is a little risque. I guess “sexy” Lily is back. Zach so loves her, I bet she’s a fag hag in real life. I wish she had a little more growl in her voice, though, for this song.
I bet she’s imagining it’s Blake. Ew. Too far?
Fun fact: this song was not originally sung by a black woman. Dusty Springfield is an older white woman. Who knew?
Ian Brennan is one of the big writers of the show. Last season I said he reminded me of the guy from Hamlet 2. And he still does.
In the mini segment WB has a towel on her head. That’s all notable about it. She’s also is the only one who hasn’t done a solo for Ryan.
WB- you can tell everyone is in love with her. I wish she had moved around a little bit more on the stage. I mean rolled around. Ian thinks she would be a good promiscuous bitch. I don’t see it at all, she’s so nice. And Carpet is CLEARLY the promiscuous bitch of the group.
Blake- pretty reserved when he comes out. His voice is actually a little bit better than usual. The falsetto bit is nice.
Zach has his warm and fuzzy face on from the beginning.
Carpet- every single episode it strikes me how much she doesn’t know how to wear clothes that flatter her body. Everything she wears makes her look frumpy and lumpy and muffin-toppy. Her singing was ok. Her usual overdoing it stuff.
I loved how this guy looked vaguely shocked at everything.
They like that someone like Carpet has never been on the show before. Of course it all boils down to her Muslim-ness. Sigh.
I don’t really know what they’re going to do.
I know Blake will stay, and probably WB, too. GC and Lily have the biggest chance of going home, I think. He’s improved a lot but just isn’t “special” enough, and Lily doesn’t have enough range. Glee doesn’t really need another fat girl anyway.
And in the end, I knew it. GC and Lily both don’t make it. You can only be a Generic Cutie for so long, and Lily was just too one-note. I feel bad for GC, but don’t give a hoot about Lily.
They’ll probably have at least 2 winners this year, with one of them obviously being Blake.
What did you guys think? Do you agree with the losers? Who do you think will win this whole she-bang? Does everyone else agree that Carpet completely doesn’t deserve to be there?
Next week it’s the finale bitches! Finally. See you then for the shitshow!