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I couldn’t stop laughing during all the Laylin scenes. So awkwardly hilarious.
If you’ve come here looking for hot girl-on-girl action, sorry to disappoint you.
WB- nice and tender. Good job. A-
Generic Cutie- a light kiss with Shnannanaa! His singing? Not memorable. B-
Shnannaan- fine. Her and Generic Cutie don’t make much of a couple, though. B
Honestly everyone is just mediocre at this point. No one is totally bombing, but no one is amazing. Snoozefest.
Darren’s comments: Mannannana were a little stiff (Shannaa blames GC for it), Laylin were melodramatic, Blali were the best. And the winner is Blake. Of course. I love that any of the girls would cream their panties to have a one on one sesh with Darren, but Blake is the one who gets it.
“We Fell in Love” by Rihanna is going to be the video song. The concept is high school students in detention on the weekend and they sneak off Breakfast Club style to make out. Another creative masterpiece. Blake gets to pick who he wants to be with in the video and chooses to stay with WB. Is this a new thing? I guess he’s forgotten Nellis by now (to be honest so have I).
The other couples are Generic Cutie and Lily (Mily) and Shannana and Carpet (Aylanannananaa). Lily claims she has fire and spark with Blake that would have been good in the video. YAH RIGHT. Talk about delusional.
Brooke with the High Hair is the choreographer instead of Zach this week. Oh well.
Shnnnana and Carpet are going full throttle with their lesbian love. I’m glad that Shannnaaaa can embrace the gayness and doesn’t pull out the Jesus card like Cameron did last season. Hate that. But good on her for being open to anything. Also, if Carpet’s family would be uncomfortable with her kissing Charlie (and Blake, and whoever else she slobbered on during that spin the bottle scene), imagine what they would think if her macking on other girls.
If sluttiness gets you a stoning, what does lesbian sluttiness get you?
Shnnaanaa didn’t do great in the studio. I think she and Blake are the only two who haven’t been in the bottom yet on their own (spoiler alert). Has WB? I don’t remember.
Nikki is hard for Lily’s studio singing. Generic Cutie also doesn’t completely suck for once.
As expected Blake can’t sing harmony. It’s because he can’t sing period. It sounds like a deaf person trying to sing. There’s gonna be some serious autotuning on him today.
Robert inadvertently makes a fat joke about Lily- he says she is so big. Yeah she is. Hee hee.
Darren tells Blake to embrace the romantic feelings from his girlfriend in the video. Sorry Blali shippers, guess that ship won’t be sailing any time soon. Unless…
Magic Carpet tells Shannana “play around with me, have fun with me.” Oh my god, in another context that would be so dirty. I wonder if Carpet even thinks about what she says before it comes out of her mouth. This stuff writes itself. She is also acting too much. It is pretty choreographed and unnatural.