For some reason, Jake is riding a scooter through the halls. Hall monitor Schuester tells him that he can’t and again tries to sell Glee club. Jake ends up going to meet Marly. She tells him that Glee club lets her be free. They sing a mash up of ‘You Drive Me Crazy’ and Aerosmith’s ‘Crazy’. I’ll be honest, this song is actually good and their performance reminds me of the early days of Glee. You know – before it got obnoxious.
The next part was pretty funny. Brittany is in the choir room with everyone watching her. She asks her phone ‘Kiki, why is everyone watching me’. Tina asks who Kiki is and Brittany says it’s Siri’s super smart older cousin who is jealous of Siri’s fame. She lives inside this super cheap phone that Brittany found at the laundromat. This is the Brittany that I love. It’s intervention time! The gang wants her to sing lead at the pep rally. Brittany tells them that she will need to lip-synch because she is going to choreograph an awesome dance routine.
Rachel wants to show Cassie that she is sexy, so she and Brody bust out the ‘Oops I did it Again’. Nothing says sexy like a 16 year old Britney Spears dressed like a stripper/school girl. There is fog, a lot of gyrating, backup dancers humping each other and tables being moved around. I’m kind of waiting for her to pull a chain and water to pour over hear. Come on – let’s hear it for the Flashdance reference! Despite this well thought out plan, Cassie tells her she still isn’t sexy. Rachel tells Cassie that she is a YouTube joke, which of course makes Cassie kick her out.
It’s lunch time at McKinley and two random extras are making fun of the lunch lady. Marly tells them to stop because it’s her mom. They ignore her and Jake steps in and ends up shoving their faces into vats of food. Schuester takes Jake into the choir room where he meets none-other than his illustrious half brother Puck. Puck tells Jake how Glee made him a man. Ah – what an after school special moment. Puck leaves, but not before telling Jake that no matter what, he is his brother.
Let’s head to the pep rally that barely has cheerleaders or football players! Figgins is on stage and wants to address the rumor that he likes to be milked like a cow. Random, but humorous. On to New Directions. Backstage, Brittany is eating cheese puffs. On stage, they sing ‘Give Me More’. I think that’s the song, but I really can’t say I’ve ever heard it before. There is some horrible dancing and Brittany is chugging a 2-liter in the middle of it. Finally Kitty yells ‘You’re lip synching!’. Schuester is mad because they could be banned from competition if this got out. Brittany announced that sh is quitting Glee Club and walks out. Just to refresh – I’m pretty sure this is referencing the VMA’s where she had her awful comeback performance.