In New York, Rachel apologizes to Cassie. Cassie points out that she picks on her students because she wants them to be ready for real life. The good news is that school policy dictates that Rachel be put on probation, not kicked out.
Sam and Brittany have a nice heart-to-heart in the auditorium. Brittany has obviously been shopping at Costco because she has a big ass box of pop tarts. Sam tells her that she is trying to hit rock bottom so she can come back. Let me get this straight. She is trying to ruin her life on purpose just so she can come back. Maybe Becky is one up on her. In a disturbing side note, Brittany tells Sam how she misses Santana’s laugh and the smell of her armpits.
Since it’s time for the comeback, Brittany tells Sue that she has to reinstate her on the Cheerios. According to the school by-laws, the senior class president is in office until they graduate. Since she never graduated, she is still president. She drafted a new rule that Brittany has to be put back on the squad. Also – Schuester and Emma are tutoring her, so Sue gives in and lets her back.
Rachel and Kurt are hanging out in their new place. Rachel is upset because she hasn’t heard from Finn. As they are getting ready to go out, Brody stops by with flowers. Kurt leaves them alone, which I don’t get at all. She’s dating your step-brother and friend. Shouldn’t he be anti-Rachel hooking up with Brody? Anyway, Brody tells her that she is sexy and he tries to kiss her. Rachel stops him because she is still in love with Finn. Brody says that he will respect her boundaries, but will still want her.
After his talk with Puck, Jake decides to join Glee club. He asks Marly if he can sit next to her, but Kitty interrupts with the news that she is dating Jake. Heartbroken, Marly walks away. Jake goes in to Glee club and is greeted by everyone. Just when we thought the episode was over, Marly wants to sing one more song, which I honestly have now clue what it was. It did allow a nice montage of events: Brittany staring at a laptop showing Santana offline; Rachel painting over Finn’s name on a wall; Brody watching Rachel in dance class.
Well, it seems like this season will be interesting, I just wish they would ease up on making Unique into a horrible stereotype. I could also stand to see less Rachel and more McKinley. I hope you all enjoyed the recap and can’t wait for next(this) week. I promise that this week’s will be more on time:)
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