Elsewhere in McKinley, Jake is apologizing to Marly for Kitty. Kitty comes up and is a total bitch to Marly, so Jake breaks up with her. Why the hell didn’t he just do that two episodes ago? Like he didn’t realize that she was a complete bitch until just then.
Finn, like any other high school graduate, is hanging out in the auditorium. Rachel shows up, because she must share the same frequent flier program Blaine uses. Seriously – is there a shuttle from New York to Lima that I’m not aware of? She can’t afford actual furniture for most of her apartment, but she can jet off to Ohio? Also – her makeover seems contingent on her only being able to wear black. Is that how we know that she is a New Yorker now? You know – city folk only wear black and grey. Rachel decides that she traveled to yell at Finn. She is pissed that he waiting four months to tell her where he was. Finn, ever the martyr, is trying to give her freedom. He thinks she would be happier with Brody, but Rachel tells him that he was her first love and she wants him to be her last. Not current, just last. She can’t handle all of this now, so they are done until she thinks it’s time. Of course, I could comment that she has balls to expect Finn to wait for her, but he probably would so there’s no point.
After all the turmoil, Finn starts singing ‘The Scientist’. Blaine and then Santana join him. This opens the gates. Next are Kurt,Brittany, Will, Emma and Rachel. Can I say – does anyone else think that Kurt looks really old for supposedly being 19. Not that the rest of them look any younger, but he seems to have aged a lot in one year. I guess the rough city life will do that to you. During the song, there are flashbacks to the beginnings and high points of all the relationships.
None of these people are gleeful, and Blaine is the only one in the damn club
Well, next week it looks like everyone is back – Mike Chang, Mercedes. Don’t these people have lives? Do they also know about this wonder shuttle to Lima? Stay tuned for next week’s recap!
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