Grimm Recap: Over My Dead Body

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By Madelyne27 | Monday, October 8, 2012 | 6:00 pm | 12 Comments
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Please. Don’t. Remember. Me. Ever. 

I have to take a Diet Coke break because Juliette has used her powers of boredom to lull me into a coma.

Monrosalee have moved to the couch and Monroe tries his next move to impress her by showing his eclectic taste in music. He puts a record of some flutist or something (okay, I looked it up, because I care about you all, it’s a zitherist), but Roselee totes knows who it is and they get all bug eyed at each other and then start to discuss about how the zitherist had 6 fingers (like the new baby on Honey Boo Boo?). Then he makes his move and they start kissing. Ugh, I wish I had feelings. 

I love zitherists. 

Like LOVE love? Or just LIKE love? 

But alas, I must be in a grumpy mood, because I’m so happy that Angelina barges in, scoffs at Rosalee, a Fuchsbau, (meh) tells Monroe that she needs to go, because they need to talk NOW and then heads into his kitchen and drinks the rest of his wine straight from the bottle. Rosalee is kinda wimpy and just says she doesn’t want to get in the middle of anything and wants to leave. FIGHT FOR YOUR MAN, ROSALEE. Granted, Angelina would happily kill you, but I wish she had tried a little “don’t you talk to my man like that” rather than folding like a wet taco.

 You. Fuchsbau. Out.

Obs Monroe is not happy and as he’s trying to get Angelina to leave, Rosalee slips out the front door, leaving Monroe alone with Angelina and the zitherist playing on the record player.

Angelina tells him that she’s been hired by some men to kill him. She tells him that she has no idea why, but that she needs him to take a hike for a while or he’ll be toast. But rather than leaving, Monroe wants to call Nick. Angelina is less than thrilled because she thinks Nick will arrest her (for a couple other murders), but Monroe says he needs to get his help.

Nick is telling Juliette that she used to think that Nick was keeping things from her and she asks “were you” (and I’m all “ugh, please shoot me now”). But at that moment, Nick gets the call from Monroe. He doesn’t want to answer it, but thankfully he does, hears that someone is trying to kill Monroe, and then heads over to Monroe’s house. But before he leaves, Juliette mentions that she’s not going anywhere. I’m praying that today is opposite day in Portland.

Sometimes I even bore myself. 

When Nick arrives he doesn’t know that Angelina is there so he’s asking Monroe if he got a death threat via letter, in person, etc., while Monroe is trying to explain that the delivery was a little more personal. He tells Nick that “the person that told him shows a lot of character” and then Angelina just walks into the room and announces that it’s her. Nick pulls his gun on her and she pulls her Blutbad on him. Monroe, ever the peacemaker, tells Nick that he shouldn’t arrest her because she’s the one that came and told him that people were trying to kill him. Nick puts his gun away, but is still leery of her.

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    Suebrz
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 4:35 am

    Hahahhahaha.. Bad bangs, Vienna sausage, chicken nuggets, and those stiff fingers… Will be chuckling all morning.. Well played

  2. 2
    Badbreath76
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 5:29 am

    Please let me do the howling at your burial.

  3. 3
    Hip
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Loved the running “nugget” theme thru out the captions! Made me laugh

  4. 4
    cosmonala
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Anyone else hungry for chicken nuggets?

  5. 5
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    I’m always up for nuggets. When I babysit for my friend, she pays me with a rotisserie chicken. I wish it was a lie, but it’s not. and I wish it didn’t make me so happy, but it does.

  6. 6
    juddfan
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    Great recap, as always!!! Episode was just okay . . . I’m glad Hank is in the know. I don’t really care about J and her memories, but I suspect this happened when she got kissed, and she might only love the one who gave her the kiss, which is why she’s got nothing for Nick. (he is rather wooden, does he give anyone any kind of, you know . . . not me!)

  7. 7
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 4:52 am

    @juddfan… I agree with Nick being a bit, shall we say, stiff… I think he’s cute… Or as a friend says, he’s almost “pretty”. But he doesn’t have alot of passion or give off much emotion. Maybe it’s supposed to be a Grimm thing. Or maybe it’s bc Juliette is dull off camera too and he’s losing his will to live. I’m glad you find him a bit wooden, bc I feel like I find too much wrong with everyone. But that’s really nothing new (and the reason I have 2 friends).

  8. 8
    cat
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 10:41 am

    Thanks for the fun recap! I actually think Nick has gotten better this year, to be honest. Yeah, he was stiff to begin with and still needs work, but I think he’s getting there. What I think is too bad, is killing off that wolf chick. I actually think Nick had more chemistry with Angelina in this one episode then he has had with Juliette for the entire series so far. Maybe he just needs a stronger female character to um, how can I say this? Un-stiff him completely.

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    @cat, agreed, it’s sad to me they keep getting rid of all the bad ass chicks in this show!

    @madelyne27 . . . it’s odd to me when someone is so physically good looking, and yet so un charismatic . . . he totally reads like wood, and I can’t put my finger on why . . .

  10. 10
    deb
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 9:11 am

    that recap is freaking hilarious! I loved it! keep it up! You think like me! lol.

  11. 11
    animalhoarder
    Posted October 13, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Why was she cooking chicken in that volcano thing? What is that? She should just get a rotisserie oven so she can set it and forget it.

    And have you ever noticed that Renard never has anything on his desk? He has the cleanest desk ever.

  12. 12
    deb
    Posted October 14, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    Nugget breath… lol. as the coke shot out of of my nose. haha. You are freakin great love those recaps! Do it again!

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