Grimm Recap: Teeth Bad… Coma Good

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Saturday, August 18, 2012 | 10:29 am | 15 Comments
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(Dear Readers, if you think that I am completely lost in this recap, you would be correct… but mind you, I have watched every episode of Season 1, and enjoyed them immensely… but so far this season, I feel like I might be going batsht crazy, because nothing is clicking for me.)

Back in the Grimmobile, Nick is looking at something while Scarface opens random drawers, hits the dresser and makes a secret drawer pop out… all very cool, but all she pulls out is one burned up page of some old Grimm’s diary. Legend has it there are 7 keys, forged by the knights that guarded the seven royal families, Nick has one… all the keys contain a portion of a map. When the 7 keys are put together they show the location of the precious wealth that the knights took from Constantinople. (Wonderful, now I’m signing They Might Be Giants, “Istanbul, not Constantinople”.) Those knights are “their ancestors”… they all needed each other to keep control of the various families. If one family had all 7 keys they could control the world. The Royal Families must know Nick has a key because it’s the only reason they would send the Movadon (liberties, please, I don’t know what she’s saying).

Someone brings Kimura a sack lunch and drops it in his cell, he takes a bite and then bites the dust.

 

Bologna and lettuce, yum.

The Movadon calls the police to tell them where they can find the dead security guard’s stolen pick-up truck. (Did I mention a car was stolen after the guards were killed on the boat? My bad.)

 

If you come to the warehouse, I’ll show you some puppies.

The FBI show up at the warehouse and find the stolen pick-up (NEVER, EVER go to a warehouse), where the Movadon proceeds to eat them. nom nom nom…

 

I think his anger stems from his stumpy fingers.

Nick finds Kimura dead in his cell and runs out to his truck. Scarface is in the car and Nick gets a call from the FBI chick… she’s a hot bloody mess and tells Nick that the Movadon has killed her partner and will kill her too if Nick doesn’t come up there alone.

“He’s drawing you in…” Shut up, Scarface… I saw that line coming a mile away.

Nick goes into warehouse and sees a bloody trail. Typical warehouse. Oops… he’s too late… Movadon killed the FBI chick. Gadz, can’t even believe a Movadon anymore. But, conveniently at the moment of finding a dead FBI agent, Nick’s phone rings and he’s think it’s a great time to take a call… monster be damned (I hate voicemails, too).

 

Well, yes, I was just thinking I needed to bundle my cable and phone packages.

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Grimoire
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    I appreciate that someone is recapping Grimm, but I truly miss the recapper ( SG ) from season one. It just seems as if this recapper really doesn’t care for the show and not really interested in anything that involves any sort of continuation. The coins of Zaynthos must be destroyed on the island on which they were forged. They figured in several episodes of season one. The Mauvais Dentes ( sabre tooth wesen ) is the “cat” in the cat and mouse game. Mama Grimm mentioned that they were cruel and enjoyed toying with their prey. I do appreciate the delicious side bar and appreciation ( on very different levels ) of both Renard and Wu. I would hope that a little more effort in glancing at a rerun or maybe going to NBC.com and looking at the recaps for wesen names and the mythological geography. I don’t want to appear unappreciative of ANYONE that puts in the effort to recap for TVGASM. Grimm is one of my all time favorite shows and I love it for the camp factor that lends itself to such exquisite snarkiness that I do so love.

  2. 2
    Madelyne
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    You’re absolutely correct in that I didn’t do enough homework. But it is not for any dislike of the show, but limited time. When I watched season 1, I never thought I’d be recapping the show, so I didn’t pay as much attention, and when I was assigned this show last week, I didn’t have time to rewatch all the episodes or read past recaps.

    But hopefully you’ll stick with me, help me out when I get names wrong, and maybe even have a couple of laughs. I’ve been doing alot of reading today and hopefully will be more caught up with the storylines next week.

  3. 3
    Jescadee
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    I am new to the show, but officially addicted. Enjoyed the recap, M, love the gory details, appreciate the sarcasm.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    I loved when Monroe was like Dude your mom is kind of a bitch! I’m not sure if I like Nick’s mom or not, but I cannot stand Juliet.

  5. 5
    Grimoire
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    –Madelyne– I am in for the long haul. Looking forward to reading more and will do what I can to help a little. The fact that you are ACTUALLY recapping and I am just living vicariously through your words, humbles me. It is always fun to see if other find the same things as funny as I do when they slip in the throw away lines…

  6. 6
    Grimoire
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    –Madelyne– I am in for the long haul. Looking forward to reading more and will do what I can to help a little. The fact that you are ACTUALLY recapping and I am just living vicariously through your words, humbles me. It is always fun to see if others find the same things as funny as I do when they slip in the throw away lines…

  7. 7
    nina
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    I don’t know if Renard is supposed to be the villian of the story or not, but I absolutely love him. He’s just so………yum. I have a hard time following what’s going on with the story, too, because if Renard or Monroe aren’t on the screen, I tend to get distracted. Hopefully, this season will have more of a mytharc than last season’s Wesen-of-the-Week, and I’ll HAVE to pay attention. I’m looking forward to it!!

  8. 8
    WishICouldDance
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    Hi M, I’ll take “Batsht crazy” for $500 please!

    I love this show, have watched from first episode but this one? Ummmm…. Did we go to college together because my brain cells seem to have gone the same way as yours. I got lost. I got confused.

    Now, I agree with your assessment of mom – seems like a lying bitch to me – and will keep watching. Plus… I plan to hang with you on the recaps! I laughed a few times and began to wonder if all us moms pull that face from time to time? ; ) Thanks for doing this!

  9. 9
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    Here I thought you were calling her “Scarface” because she played Tony Montana’s sister.

    Because I totally forgot about the actual scar on her face. Derr.

  10. 10
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 4:55 am

    I don’t think the WRITERS have decided if Renard is truly good or evil yet. But he is aptly named: Renard is French for fox.

    As for Julilet, now that she is losing her memory, it would be fun if when she wakes up, she gravitates toward evil. Then maybe Nick will have to kill her and we’ll be rid of her albatross of a character.

  11. 11
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 4:57 am

    Oh…and that isn’t a “sceptor” on the wall. It’s a scythe…and represents the reapers who appeared in multiple season one episodes.

  12. 12
    Madelyne27
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 5:53 am

    Yes. A scythe, thank you. Do I get points for knowing it was an “S” Word? (which reminds me of an old SNL/Sean Connery/Jeopardy skit.)

    I’ve been studying all things Grimm all night. Next week that show will be my btch. (maybe)

  13. 13
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 6:19 am

    Lol Yes…points for knowing it was an “s” word.

    Since we all seem to be in agreement on our dislike of Juliette, let’s speculate on how they can A.) improve her and/or B.) get rid of her.

  14. 14
    WishICouldDance
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Seems to me that having Juliette go over to the “dark side” could be VERY interesting. I mean, she’s a vet, right? Most of these characters have probably required the services of a medical professional on occasion. It could get interesting if Nick hurts ‘em and Juliette patches ‘em back up! Just a thought along the ‘make her more interesting’ lines!

  15. 15
    Madelyne27
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    The most interesting thing she could do, in my opinion, is wake up, come home, cook a dinner, and half-way through, when Nick gets a phone call that he has a case, she would flip the table over like Theresa on RHONJ and scream “I’m outta here.” And just leave. But that’s just me… and probably what I would do…. except not “cooking dinner”, more “ordering dinner”.

    But Juliette and mom might be fun to watch. As long as it goes badly.

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