I may be an intern… but I’m Bat-tern… and I date no fool.
Woe is me. She’ll never be written out of the show.
Oh yes she will. I will suck the life out of her.
Turns out that Ryan wasn’t a Endezeichen Grimm at all. He was actually a Lebensauger. (German translation “live sucker”.) I guess it’s pretty low on the Wesen totem pole… and it is one ugly looking beast. Ryan hates being a Lebensauger so much that he begs Nick to kill him, but Nick won’t. He just arrests him.
Bud is so relieved to be untortured that he hugs Hank and Nick before he leaves. Hank looks like he needed the hug too. Bud rocks.
Thanks for trying, Hank.
Thanks for trying, Nick.
And now for the scene that I almost refused to recap. Renard shows up at Juliette’s door to return her sunglasses. They make stupid faces at each other and then Renard leans in and kisses her. And she kisses him back. They pull away and she says “It was you. At the hospital.” And then they kiss again. Then she pushes him out of the door and closes it. Renard stands on the porch and looks lost. Juliette slides down the inside of the front door like a rape victim taking a shower.
DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR.
Would you care for a dance, me lady?
WAIT. WHAT? UGH. STABBING EYES OUT.
You’re even more boring close up.
I kissed a bore and I liked it… (sang no one ever).
Phew, I made it through another episode.
UGH! But great episode, nevertheless. Loved Wu’s closing comment: “Next time we hire an intern, I’m gonna suggest we do a better psych evaluation.”
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