Grimm Recap: The Kiss

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By Madelyne27 | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 | 2:02 pm | 16 Comments
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Nick and Scarface meet up at his house and discuss how he is currently investigating two murders, both of which his mother committed. She agrees that it’s time for her to go. (Nice mom… leave two dead bodies and then ditch your son, again. She never even got to make him edible toast.) She fills Nick in about the Prince in Portland being the only person that can cure Juliette and then they head to the Grimmobile. Nick gives Scarface the three coins (NOOOO) so she can take them to be destroyed and save the world and then gives her a ride to the bus station.

…but Scarface doesn’t go into station, instead she steals a car and drives away.

Du-na-na-na-na, In-spec-tor Gadget.. Du-na-na-na-na-na-na, ooh hoo.

At the hospital, lying in full make-up, we find Juliette, and again, with the tight security on a break, Renard walks in her room and plants one on her. These two seconds were the ONLY two seconds in my life that I wish I was Juliette. He slips out as quietly as he slipped in (that’s what she said) and just misses running into Nick at the elevator.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nick hears nurses talking that she’s awake and he runs in and pushes his way to her side and grabs her hand and professes his lackluster love for her and kisses her with the passion of a fish.

Again, I say, “SECURITY”!

She recoils and tells him she has no idea who he is. (In hindsight, I think this is why in her dream last week, his face started melting away, as she was forgetting him and she hadn’t had the potion Rosalee made to keep her from losing her memory.)

Yeah, I’d like to see Bachelor #1 again. You don’t look so hot.

Well folks, I hope you enjoyed the episode and that my recap was a bit more accurate than last week’s. I look forward to next week’s installment, but there is one question that has consumed my mind for the last few days, so I decided to share it with you… How is it that I, who am 41, my friend, who is 42, and my daughter, who is 20… none of us know how birds have sex or get pregnant? I realize it is totally irrelevant, but it was the topic of many conversations over the weekend. (We refuse to Google it.)

If you missed it, you can also read last week’s recap.

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    iceprincess
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    xanax? nap? yes, please.

  2. 2
    SuburBint
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    I am loving the new intro: “There once was a man…. This — is the life of a Grimm!” Not since BtvS has there been such a dramatic, tension filled, voiceover show intro.

  3. 3
    Whedonite
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    Birds have sex in the pretty standard way most animals do, with the male somewhat on top/behind.

    Goose sex is overly complicated because, to prevent the crazy amounts of rape amongst geese (it’s seriously high), the females have developed complex, tunneling vaginal entries while the males have, in competitive adaptation, developed corkscrew penises.

    As far as reproduction, the eggs are fertilized internally, then the female lays and incubates the fertilized eggs.

    There, I answered your bird sex questions. Got any more pics of Renard shirtless?

  4. 4
    Madelyne27
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    Holy cow, Whedonite… You’re my hero. But is goose rape considered “legitimate rape”? Can Grimm fans be political?

    I promise to always include at least one shirtless Renard pic. Regardless of relevance to the recap.

    Now I have to take a Xanax so I don’t dream about corkscrew penises.

    Goose rape. Haha. I can’t stop laughing.

  5. 5
    ChaCha
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    Isn’t “legitimate rape” an oxymoron?

  6. 6
    WishICouldDance
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 5:13 am

    Ok!! This is officially the most informative recap EVER!! I, too, was unaware of the issue of “goose rape” – what is the world coming to?

    Actually, this is the second bit of info I’ve picked up this morning. Apparently, there are roving bands of penis thieves in China. Seriously! A guy named Fei Lin had his penis stolen while he slept. I repeat, what is the world coming to!!!

    Not only do I love the recaps, I always look forward to the comments. You guys are awesome!!

  7. 7
    cosmonala
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:30 am

    If this potion caused Renard to Hulk out of his shirt, why couldn’t it do the same where his pants are concerned?

  8. 8
    Madelyne27
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:40 am

    @WICD, i looked up the story of poor Fei Lin, but found it odd that in the pic of him, the only thing blurred out was (were?) his eyes… and not to stereotype, but don’t most Asian eyes look alike? (and all you with sick minds, it was a pic from the waist up.)

    @cosmonala, exactly… plus his two little butterfly stitches remained in place during his Hexenbiest morph.

  9. 9
    Suebreeze
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Madelyn27, I’m loving the recap,. I’m a Grimm fan who also enjoys a little sarcasm & wit with my shows. The pics & comments are genius. Can’t wait to read more..thanks for the laugh this morning.. And the goose rape was an added bonus

  10. 10
    Tonya
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Renard is hot. #thatisall

    ..wait not quite. If Juliette falls in love with Renard..I QUIT!!

  11. 11
    Grimoire
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Thanks for the recap and since I was so quick to be critical over last week’s recap, I have to be equally willing to bestow the kudos on a very well written, wonderfully observant and deliciously snarky rehash. EXACTLY what I come to TVGasm to peruse. Thanks.

  12. 12
    zerocool
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 11:55 am

    yeah, I agree a great recap! You guys can have Renard, I prefer Nick. Although Renard is sexy when he speaks French.

    Juliette doesn’t bother me, I understand why her character is needed, it brings a sense of normalcy to the story. It’s Hank that I don’t like. I’m interested in seeing how they handle the revealing to him. I’m liking Scarface’s character and in particular the actress is excellent so kudos to them for hiring her. I like that she’s a badass, goofy magazine and all.

  13. 13
    Madelyne27
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    @suebreaz: I think the goose rape was an added bonus for us all.

    @chacha: Yes, I was making a Todd Akin goose joke.

    @Tonya: She can fall, as long as he rejects.

    @Grimoire: Again, thank you for your advice last week, I got me in line, bc y”all deserve the best.

    @zerocool: Hank reminds me of Meshach Taylor from Designing Women, so I have a hard time liking him too, but I don’t want to dislike too many people. And Nick is too young/short for me, but his mom, Scarface, is the perfect pick for a mysterious good/badass. I like Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. And Juliette, I’ve just never been a fan of the weakly plotted side-stories. Like I don’t need to know about Stabler’s kids at home on Law & Order: SVU, just give me the case.

    Thanks so much for your comments, I’m so thankful for your input and laughs, and make sure you invite your friends to read too… (even if it means admitting that you read recaps… The first step is admitting it… the other 11 phases are for wimps.)

  14. 14
    Xanadu
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Great recap this week, lots of laughs, going to turn my friends on to this!

  15. 15
    bluzgirl
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 8:11 am

    Great recap! I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed Nick threw his gun about 8 feet from shore. HAHAHA. Wuss.

  16. 16
    Madelyne27
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    @bluzgirl – i just have to tell you that when you called nick a wuss last week, it just made me laugh and then in this week’s recap, i ended up using wuss two or three times bc the word was stuck in my brain… 8 ft… wuss… it’s up there with “douche”…

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