Nick and Scarface meet up at his house and discuss how he is currently investigating two murders, both of which his mother committed. She agrees that it’s time for her to go. (Nice mom… leave two dead bodies and then ditch your son, again. She never even got to make him edible toast.) She fills Nick in about the Prince in Portland being the only person that can cure Juliette and then they head to the Grimmobile. Nick gives Scarface the three coins (NOOOO) so she can take them to be destroyed and save the world and then gives her a ride to the bus station.
…but Scarface doesn’t go into station, instead she steals a car and drives away.
Du-na-na-na-na, In-spec-tor Gadget.. Du-na-na-na-na-na-na, ooh hoo.
At the hospital, lying in full make-up, we find Juliette, and again, with the tight security on a break, Renard walks in her room and plants one on her. These two seconds were the ONLY two seconds in my life that I wish I was Juliette. He slips out as quietly as he slipped in (that’s what she said) and just misses running into Nick at the elevator.
Nick hears nurses talking that she’s awake and he runs in and pushes his way to her side and grabs her hand and professes his lackluster love for her and kisses her with the passion of a fish.
Again, I say, “SECURITY”!
She recoils and tells him she has no idea who he is. (In hindsight, I think this is why in her dream last week, his face started melting away, as she was forgetting him and she hadn’t had the potion Rosalee made to keep her from losing her memory.)
Yeah, I’d like to see Bachelor #1 again. You don’t look so hot.
Well folks, I hope you enjoyed the episode and that my recap was a bit more accurate than last week’s. I look forward to next week’s installment, but there is one question that has consumed my mind for the last few days, so I decided to share it with you… How is it that I, who am 41, my friend, who is 42, and my daughter, who is 20… none of us know how birds have sex or get pregnant? I realize it is totally irrelevant, but it was the topic of many conversations over the weekend. (We refuse to Google it.)
If you missed it, you can also read last week’s recap.
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