Grimm Recap: The Other Side or Turtle Time

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Monday, October 22, 2012 | 4:49 pm | 10 Comments
Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in: Grimm, Recaps

 Damn, you’re one tall drink of water, Captain.

Nick and Hank have to leave and head to the black dude’s (Brandon’s) homicide, and Sgt. Renard offers to take Juliette home. No one offers to take Sgt. Wu home, so I’m assuming he walked.

Nick and Hank arrive at the crime scene and Brandon’s phone rings. Nick finds it on the ground and answers it. It’s the girl with the car (Jenny). She asks Nick where Brandon is and I’m assuming he didn’t say “he’s laying in a pool of his blood”. But then again, Nick doesn’t have the emotions of a normal person, so who knows.

 This gig is a pain in the neck.

Cpt. Renard drops Juliette off at her house and sits in his car and watches her go inside. Juliette takes her clothes off in the unsexiest way possible and jumps in the shower. UGH!!!

 News Flash: Cameraman commits suicide after nude scene.

Cpt. Renard sneaks into the house while she is in the shower and picks up a framed picture of Juliette and Nick. Juliette hears something and calls out for Nick but doesn’t get an answer. She gets out of the shower and notices that the picture has been broken. I don’t know how Cpt. Renard got out of there without being heard… shower or not, those wood floors and steps must make some noise. 

 DO. NOT. GO. UPSTAIRS.

DO. NOT. LOOK. IN. THERE. 

 DO. NOT. PICK. UP. PICTURE.

 DO. NOT. BREAK. PHOTO.

Really, Renard? You’re that weak for this chick? UGH! 

Cpt. Renard is all conflicted while he’s driving away… he’s like semi-woging and he accidently hits some bearded, fat hippy with his bag of fresh veggies (right, THAT’S what this guy eats). The hippy thinks Cpt. Renard is drunk and asks for his keys and Cpt. Renard woges and knocks him on his fat ass. Royalty 1… Hippy 0.

Hey, dude, you look like you’ve seen a monster. 

Worse. I saw Juliette nekid. 

Nick and Hank are at Pierce’s house and all the members of the smarty pants team are there. They say that Brandon was a nice guy. Nick tells Hank that he couldn’t tell if any of them were Wesen as they are leaving the house. Out front, the decathlon coach pulls up and Nick and Hank start asking him a few questions (like, why does everyone in Portland wear ugly sweaters?). The coach gets irritated and woges into a Lowen for a minute. Nick later tells Hank that Lowen’s have bad tempers and are quick to violence.

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Madelyne27

It's never too soon. It's never too far. And it's never the wrong time.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    Pikey578
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 5:16 am

    Thanks to you, Madelyne, I will never see stripping a bed in quite the same way again… Great recap!

  2. 2
    cosmonala
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Your captions are great, but Wu really outdid yourself with the pillow/girlfriend ones! Per usual, wonderful recap!

  3. 3
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Thanks guys… I’m kinda laughing bc for some reason when I did the screen shot it captured him making goggly (googly?) eyes at his pillow… so I had to go back a couple times to get the whole “love scene”… Glad to know my efforts made at least one other person laugh.

    And I tweeted Reggie Lee (Sgt. Wu) a couple pics I photoshopped of him and Renard and he responded. He always retweets the recaps, so of course my obsession grows deeper. Although there’s a good chance I’m a foot taller than he is.

  4. 4
    Helena
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Reggie Lee (Wu) is listed as 5’6″. Sasha Roiz (Renard) is 6’4″. (Yes, he is one tall dude.)

  5. 5
    Jessi
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 7:50 am

    I laughed so hard about the pillow girlfriend. Did anyone else crack up at the Genio Inocuos being from Galapagos? And Hank going “Your ancestor must have gone there w/ Darwin!” Of course they did.

    I love Renard and James Frey (actor playing his brother). Sexiest family ever! They should have a shirtless wrestling battle for the throne. Mmmm.

  6. 6
    Pari
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 8:04 am

    The pillow girlfriend —> Genius and hilarious!

  7. 7
    Xanadu
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:23 am

    hilarious recap!

  8. 8
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Your recaps are always so funny.
    Thanks for being awesome.

    And if I were Monroe (he is to me what Wu is to you), I would be happy that Nick isn’t always calling anymore. Now he can spend his time on the phone with Rosalee and reading about old stuff. Instead of gallivanting about town, risking his life for pretty much no reason.

  9. 9
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 11:07 am

    I like monroe too, but i kinda feel like rosalee makes him boring… i liked all his “aloneness” and hobbies… but we’ll see…

    Yes, the Renard’s are a v good-looking family. Half brothers or not… they just have the attitude. Wu just has that puppy dog quality… he’s so eager to help and be part of the big boys club and i just love him for it… plus he rolls his eyes and that always cracks me up.

    i’m glad you enjoy the show and the recaps. it really does mean alot to me to think someone reads what i write and actually finds it amusing (unlike my fb friends who just block me after a certain point).

  10. 10
    juddfan
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    I hate when work keeps me from reading!, harrruuummphh!!! But I’m with the gang, hilarious captions and the pillow GF was beyond awesome!!!! You Rock!!! You make the show worth watching . . .

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.