Gypsy Sisters Recap: Runaway Cheetah

Recaps

By AshSmash | Tuesday, March 19, 2013 | 5:35 pm | 8 Comments
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Last Episode: Mellie threw up, the girls went on a trip, Mellie threw up, the girls looked like highlighters and Mellie threw up.

We start off this episode with the girls, once again, out to eat. Yummm, trans fat. I mean seriously, how high is the bill that TLC pays to the restaurants? While eating their spinach dip, we have an intelligent conversation about the artichokes. Really? I’m losing IQ points here.

“Can I use this straw to suck out the hearts?”

Mellie storms into the resturant and of course is mad, yet again. She’s all pissed off at Laura and Kay-laa for not going to DA CLUB the other night. I guess they’ll never get the chance to meet that hunk of a guy that Mellie stripped danced with.  

Mel talking heads that “there ain’t no man who’s gonna tell her what to do” Lovely. Are we seriously only three minutes into this episode? 

 Later on that night, Nettie and Mellie are at Nettie’s house and giving each other makeovers. Mellie’s all nervous because she’s getting married in a week. I don’t think she should go through with it, but what do I know? They move on to the living room and start planning the wedding. Uhhh, crunching time there. Nettie asks what the color scheme is, lo and behold Mellie is choosing pink and cheetah. I can’t even anymore. Whatever. 

We then jump from weddings to pregnancies and Nettie wants Mellie to take a test. No, not her GED, which she’d still probably finish before Chelsea would, a pregnancy test. Luckily it’s a negative. Crisis adverted. 

Time sure does fly when you’re anxiously awaiting to meet Mellie’s mother. Speaking of which, it’s Robbie’s turn. Maybe he can teach her some SWEET fist pumping routines. 

Hey, IDEAAAAAA! The whole crew should just bust out in a choreographed dance at the wedding. What a treat that would be. 

Mellie gets mad again for some reason. She gets mad all the time. Anger management is needed. 

Annie and Kayla are meeting up and Annie is mad a Laura. Did y’all follow all of that? Oh wait, I think it’s a bridal shower. Mellie shows up in her Victoria’s Secret sweatsuit and announces THAT SHE IS MOTHER EFFING PREGNANT. Oh and Robbie and her got into a fight. PLOT TWIST. Mellie is all sorts of upset about her pregnancy and she says she’s denying it until the baby pops out. I don’t know what’s going on in this show. 

The reason Mellie is mad is because Robbie wants her to quit drinking and smoking. OH THE HORROR. She calls up her momma who sides with Robbie. Well way to go Lottie Mae, we’ll never hear the end of this. 

But I will say this: I think Mellie had a rough childhood, but in the end it’s all on her. She has to choose to change.

Sondra is here and ready to fit Mellie in her dress, yet Mellie is a no show. We’re then treated to a simply delightful phone call between “Ninnie” and Mellie. Apparently, Lottie doesn’t want Nettie there for the dress fitting, nor does she want her there for the wedding. Nettie’s all “peace out bitches” and leaves so Mellie can try on her dress. 

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    realitytvjunkie
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 9:19 am

    Um, this is a couple episodes old? This past Sunday was the baby shower (oh lord) and mostly Robbie drama. Why does Mellie always look so embarassed when shes’ around him? Like a child? Oh, and the bleach on the dishes…excellent!

  2. 2
    Sunshine
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 9:26 am

    This so called mother of Mellie’s is a huge piece of shit and I can’t believe she thinks Nettie shouldn’t be at the wedding….if anybody shouldn’t be around it’s her…..Nettie raised Mellie (or tried to) while this criminal sat in prison then struts home like she’s the queen of sheba.

    I love these trashy women…..I wish I could go out and eat 24/7 the way they do and still stay skinny…

    I am totally confused about one thing…how was it the pregnancy test was negative yet Mellie is indeed preg? I must have missed something or read this recap wrong.

  3. 3
    AshSmash AshSmash
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 9:33 am

    Mellie did take a test that was negative but then went to the doctor later and he said she was pregnant. That was my bad, Sunshine! I left that part out

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 11:13 am

    Sunshine I believe Nettie said there was a faint line.

    Who was the step dad? How long has he been married to Lottie Mae? Was that the guy Nettie was speaking about this last episode who was arrested with her mom for fraud?

    I can’t believe the show is over already.

    I’m fascinated by Laura.

  5. 5
    sweetblondie
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    Body language spoke volumes in this episode. Everything about Mellie screamed “i don’t want to get married”…!!!!!

    @reality: she does look embarrassed to be around him! maybe deep down she knows he sees through her bullshit…(?)

    Lottie Mae looks totally pregnant in that screen shot…plus she’s just a disgusting person. How can you talk like that to (and about) your own daughter?!…that shit just ain’t right no matter how it’s spun.
    I felt SO badly for Nettie…she was obviously hurting terribly to hear her mother say those things and act like that toward her…i was heartbroken for her. :(

    Of course, in Nettie World ANY negative emotion translates directly into anger. So it’s no surprise how pissed she gets in a future episode when a couple of the “sisters” dare to do things without her! The nerve!!!

  6. 6
    MargoRita
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    My humble opinion on the false pregnancy test that Mellie took is this: when I was 20, I’m 30 now, I had a preggo scare w my then bf. I was slightly drunk at the time bc I thought, you know, bc that’s a great idea to go run out at a party to take one, that it could be accurate. The results came back as inconclusive. I received neither a neg or pos result. I blame that on the fact that I had alcohol in my system. I cld believe she did, too. We all saw how much she was drinking. That’s my only explanation as to maybe why she only saw a faint line. They probably did a blood test bc doctors tests are a lot more accurate?!? Or maybe a pee test when she was quasi more sober, since we’re led to believe that she was an alcoholic. She doesn’t seem to be drinking NOW so props on that. Or at least they’re not showing it. I just hope that baby comes out healthy. I don’t think she cld handle a special needs child. I mean, how does their \culture\ look at special needs children, anyways. But I did hear her say in Mellie, that is, in her VO, that she hopes and only wishes whatever the sec of the baby, b4 she found out, she didn’t care, so long as the baby was healthy. That’s the smartest thing she’s said all season. I hope for the best for that baby. She/he is going to have one hell of an upbringing. Nettie will probably be raising (that’s her sister, right) will probably be raising the baby bc you know that girl will start drinking as soon as she can. Then again, maybe the baby will be the best thing that ever happened to her and she’ll straighten out. One can only hope.

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted March 25, 2013 at 9:02 am

    Holy crap. They were running marathons yesterday and Mellie looks about 10 years younger than she does now. Is anyone recapping the new My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding?

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted April 15, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    Nettie and mom are back on MBFAGW

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