Gypsy Sisters Recap:Taking a Tour Around West Virginia

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By AshSmash | Thursday, February 21, 2013 | 2:25 pm | 12 Comments
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Here we are back for another trash-tastic episode of Gypsy Sisters.

Last week: Mellie a.k.a. Go-Go met up with her lover boy, Nettie and Kayla had a fight and Laura was there for about 15 minutes of screentime. 

This episode opens up where we left off last week. Mellie is still having her fit and Nettie is still mad. Nettie interviews that Go-Go is acting possessed. Their mom is getting all upset. I’m not so sure about their mom, she seems nice, but I just get this feeling that she’s going to take off again. 

Mellie interviews and I can’t even pay attention to what she’s saying because of the peanuts in her hand. It cracks me up and also makes me hungry. Kind of like when I watch the Biggest Loser while eating Little Debbie cakes. What a juicy contradiction. 

I spy something shiny

Laura and her husband are going bowling. Cute cute. Also, I hear that Laura is from NC. HEY! Also, Mellie, please don’t come beat me up. 

Any-who, Laura and her husband start talking about Kayla’s up coming anniversary. They’ve been married for 15 years. Kayla said they got married at 15. So that means she’s only 30? I hope I look good at 30. 

Well aren’t we just traveling around the world of West Virginia this episode. Ladies and germs, I ask the you please keep your hands, legs and feet inside the vehicle at all times. We also ask that you refrain from taking flash photography as it may distract our performers. Thank you and have a magical day here at Disney World. 

Wait, we’re not a Disney World. We’re at a pool hall. With Robbie and Go-Go. Apparently, I wished upon the wrong star.

Robbie keeps trying to talk to Go-Go but she is having none of that. She looks seriously disgusted, like he’s trying to offer her brussel sprouts or something. or sex. Finally she says she’s mad because he didn’t go see her mom when he said he would. Ru-roh. They play a game of pool and if she wins she doesn’t have to marry Robbie and if he wins, then she has to marry him. The game starts and Mellie just throws the balls around on the table. Now I’m not a national billard champion (actually I am, Billard Champ, 1978) but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you play pool. Also, I wasn’t alive in 1978.

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    Carpedi7
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    Annie was the one who married her 1st cousin on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 10:51 am

    I’m almost afraid to comment seeing that Nettie is watching, but then I remember I live in California and the chances of these crazy biatches getting along long enough to get out here is near impossible. :)

    I do love the hypocrisy of gypsy women don’t do this or that and all I see is Mellie doing everything a gypsy woman is not supposed to. I thought gypsy women were not allowed to work, so what gives with Nettie and Mellie’s mom? Did mom leave Mellie when she was 13 or when she was 2 months. I understand she went to prison when Mellie was 13, but what about this 2 month crap Mellie is spewing? Why am I believing anything that comes out of her mouth? How long before mom goes back to her sweet talking ways?

    Ash, thanks for recapping and watch your back.

  3. 3
    AshSmash AshSmash
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 10:54 am

    I don’t always understand this show either. And it’s no problem, I love recapping for y’all!

  4. 4
    sweetblondie
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    WFT??! How do these bitches keep eating like that and staying so f-cking skinny. I’M PISSED!

  5. 5
    FleshEatingUnicorn FleshEatingUnicorn
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    Oh TLC.

    I think it’s time for us to accept that nothing on this tv station will make sense….and that these ladies are probably not gypsies or whatever.

    Also isn’t calling a Roma a gypsy an insult?

    Cackling.

    Can TLC change its station name? Like call itself The Guilty Pleasure Channel or something? Pretty sure no one learns anything anymore.

  6. 6
    Nina
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 3:33 am

    I just want to know where Nettie gets her nice handbags from! She’s got great taste!

  7. 7
    smarlo
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Hey, why no recap this week!!!??

  8. 8
    Sarlynn
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 10:32 am

    AshSmash….please tell me that you are still recapping Gypsy Sisters! After the latest wedding episode – I am having withdrawals!!! (And off topic but Amish Mafia too? I obviously have no shame – like that one too. LOL!)

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:17 am

    I was hoping Nettie and or Mellie didn’t make it down to NC and find her.

  10. 10
    AshSmash AshSmash
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Hello guys! I am deff recapping still. I’m currently on vacation so I’m going to do a double recap of the wedding episode and last nights episode!

  11. 11
    Sarlynn
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:41 am

    Thank goodness!!! Have a wonderful rest of your vacation!! :)

  12. 12
    smarlo
    Posted March 13, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Oh! have fun!!

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