Gypsy Sisters Recap:Taking a Tour Around West Virginia

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By AshSmash | Thursday, February 21, 2013 | 2:25 pm | 12 Comments
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Finally it’s time to go off in our camper to Ocean City, Maryland. Nettie is all ready to go and is making signs to decorate their RV with. Go-Go arrives and doesn’t look real thrilled to be going on this trip. The other ladies roll up and Kay-laa has brought along her sister, little orphan Annie. I feel like I’ve seen Annie before. 

Mellie interviews that Annie is her partner in crime. 

They start the long drive and so far everything is boring. Nettie brings out her curling want with the different attachable sizes. Barrels, that’s the word I was looking for. Mellie tries to stick one in her mouth like she’s giving a BJ. This trip should be super FUN.

This trip is gonna be a blast, y’all!

Laura says that this isn’t “sex edumacation.” I know she’s joking because people in the south like to make up words. I’ve actually said edumacation before. I was pissed off about one of my crappy teachers and blah blah blah. 

For some reason, Mellie spends half of the entire trip on her phone. Oh I know why, she and Robbie are arguing for the 29477894th time. They hang up and she goes to throw up. Laura thinks she’s pregnant. I think it’s a hangover. 

We all know the cure for a hangover right? More drinking! Annie breaks out the champagine or Champs as what’s-her-face from the Real Housewives of OC would say. Then they start all downing glasses. Next thing we know, Go-Go is drunk as a skunk.  And she starts twerking. 

Start with straight shots and then pop bottles 

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    Carpedi7
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    Annie was the one who married her 1st cousin on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 10:51 am

    I’m almost afraid to comment seeing that Nettie is watching, but then I remember I live in California and the chances of these crazy biatches getting along long enough to get out here is near impossible. :)

    I do love the hypocrisy of gypsy women don’t do this or that and all I see is Mellie doing everything a gypsy woman is not supposed to. I thought gypsy women were not allowed to work, so what gives with Nettie and Mellie’s mom? Did mom leave Mellie when she was 13 or when she was 2 months. I understand she went to prison when Mellie was 13, but what about this 2 month crap Mellie is spewing? Why am I believing anything that comes out of her mouth? How long before mom goes back to her sweet talking ways?

    Ash, thanks for recapping and watch your back.

  3. 3
    AshSmash AshSmash
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 10:54 am

    I don’t always understand this show either. And it’s no problem, I love recapping for y’all!

  4. 4
    sweetblondie
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    WFT??! How do these bitches keep eating like that and staying so f-cking skinny. I’M PISSED!

  5. 5
    FleshEatingUnicorn FleshEatingUnicorn
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    Oh TLC.

    I think it’s time for us to accept that nothing on this tv station will make sense….and that these ladies are probably not gypsies or whatever.

    Also isn’t calling a Roma a gypsy an insult?

    Cackling.

    Can TLC change its station name? Like call itself The Guilty Pleasure Channel or something? Pretty sure no one learns anything anymore.

  6. 6
    Nina
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 3:33 am

    I just want to know where Nettie gets her nice handbags from! She’s got great taste!

  7. 7
    smarlo
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Hey, why no recap this week!!!??

  8. 8
    Sarlynn
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 10:32 am

    AshSmash….please tell me that you are still recapping Gypsy Sisters! After the latest wedding episode – I am having withdrawals!!! (And off topic but Amish Mafia too? I obviously have no shame – like that one too. LOL!)

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:17 am

    I was hoping Nettie and or Mellie didn’t make it down to NC and find her.

  10. 10
    AshSmash AshSmash
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Hello guys! I am deff recapping still. I’m currently on vacation so I’m going to do a double recap of the wedding episode and last nights episode!

  11. 11
    Sarlynn
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:41 am

    Thank goodness!!! Have a wonderful rest of your vacation!! :)

  12. 12
    smarlo
    Posted March 13, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Oh! have fun!!

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