A few thousand twerk secessions later, they get to the hotel. Mellie, again, is not impressed. She’s not feeling too good, so her and Annie go run into the ocean. After that, they all go back to the room to get ready for dinner.
“No, the poles I slide down are cloroxed every day”
Nettie says they’re going to fancy restaurant and we’re treated to a montage of the girls eating their food and exclaiming their happiness over steak. I like steak too. Also, we get to see them and their love of butter. Ew, I hate butter on bread.
“I don’t know what they’re talking about, I can totally believe this is butter”
At the dinner table, Mellie asks if their ready to go clubbin’. Kay-laa looks terrified and interviews that this will not go over well with her husband. Mellie steps outside to smoke and Kay-laa goes with her so she can call Richard.
The ladies are all finished with dinner, so they head to the club. Except for Kayla and Laura. Kayla also just up and left without saying goodbye. Nettie says that’s rude. Kayla, homegirl, you’re makin’ enemies.
So, Nettie, Annie and Mellie walk over to the club, which is a saloon. Okay. Annie and Mellie continue to twerk and I’m going to need them to stop that. Nettie doesn’t want to dance but they finally convince her too. When they are walking around the da club, Mellie interviews that all eyes are on them because they are so hot. Or it could be the camera crew following you around.
While they’re all twerking, some random old man comes up. Oh gosh, this part was so weird.
They leave the club and are on their way back when Mellie has to throw up again. And that’s it for this week.
See y’all again soon!
-AshSmash
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Annie was the one who married her 1st cousin on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.
I’m almost afraid to comment seeing that Nettie is watching, but then I remember I live in California and the chances of these crazy biatches getting along long enough to get out here is near impossible.
I do love the hypocrisy of gypsy women don’t do this or that and all I see is Mellie doing everything a gypsy woman is not supposed to. I thought gypsy women were not allowed to work, so what gives with Nettie and Mellie’s mom? Did mom leave Mellie when she was 13 or when she was 2 months. I understand she went to prison when Mellie was 13, but what about this 2 month crap Mellie is spewing? Why am I believing anything that comes out of her mouth? How long before mom goes back to her sweet talking ways?
Ash, thanks for recapping and watch your back.
I don’t always understand this show either. And it’s no problem, I love recapping for y’all!
WFT??! How do these bitches keep eating like that and staying so f-cking skinny. I’M PISSED!
Oh TLC.
I think it’s time for us to accept that nothing on this tv station will make sense….and that these ladies are probably not gypsies or whatever.
Also isn’t calling a Roma a gypsy an insult?
Cackling.
Can TLC change its station name? Like call itself The Guilty Pleasure Channel or something? Pretty sure no one learns anything anymore.
I just want to know where Nettie gets her nice handbags from! She’s got great taste!
Hey, why no recap this week!!!??
AshSmash….please tell me that you are still recapping Gypsy Sisters! After the latest wedding episode – I am having withdrawals!!! (And off topic but Amish Mafia too? I obviously have no shame – like that one too. LOL!)
I was hoping Nettie and or Mellie didn’t make it down to NC and find her.
Hello guys! I am deff recapping still. I’m currently on vacation so I’m going to do a double recap of the wedding episode and last nights episode!
Thank goodness!!! Have a wonderful rest of your vacation!!
Oh! have fun!!