The Robyn gets up in Kimmie’s face. That’s the dumbest idea Robyn has ever had. Let’s look at the size of Kimmie versus the size of Robyn. If things got physical, we all know who would win. I’m praying so hard that Robyn gets punched. After watching any of this season, not a jury in the world would convict Kimmie.
You ever see a chiuaua try to fight a rottweiler?
The rest of the red team tries to physically pull these two apart. I honestly don’t think they have to worry about Kimmie. She seems a bit more level-headed than Robyn. If it comes down to blows, my money is on Robyn swinging first. Even when Kimmie tries to walk away, Robyn just won’t let it go. Christina is 100% right when she says that Robyn has somehow had her hand in every bit of drama that has happened on their team.
The teams are back in front of Gordon. The blue team (obviously) has nominated Royce and Patrick. The red team has nominated Tiffany and Robyn. Robyn is even arguing now in front of Gordon. I just don’t have the energy to listen to her anymore. Her teammates all deserve medals for not killing her by now. If I were Gordon, I’d throw Robyn out after watching this little display.
Each chef gets the chance to defend themselves. Royce says that he’s got a lot of fight in him. He’s been kicked, beaten, stabbed, but he still keeps going. When have any of those things actually happened to Royce during his time here? Is he talking about our recaps? Even Gordon rolls his eyes here.
Shut up, Royce.
It’s Patrick’s turn. When Gordon asks what Patrick has that hasn’t been seen yet, Patrick says, “I can cook.” You’re right, Patrick. That remains to be seen. Moving on, Gordon wants to know if Tiffany even cares. I think we answered that question pretty early on in the episode. Gordon asks Barbie why she’s shaking her head. Barbie says what we’ve all been seeing: Tiffany doesn’t really give a shit about any of this. When Tiffany tries to say that she thinks Barbie is useless, the other chefs just start smirking and shaking their heads. Gordon flat out asks Tiffany how much she cares on a scale of 1-10. First of all, Tiffany has to THINK about her answer. Then, she says, on that scale, she cares “like a 9.” Are you fucking kidding me? When asked that question in this setting, she should have immediately said AT LEAST 10!!!!!!
In case you were wondering, Tiffany is still stupid.
Finally, it’s Robyn’s turn to defend herself. This ought to be interesting. Robyn says that she feels like her standards are lowered so she can protect Kimmie. You can almost HEAR the entire read team rolling their eyes at this. Then Robyn starts yelling at her teammates. Robyn then says that she would rather be on the blue team to get away from the cattiness. The men look scared for a moment.
Time for the decision. Tiffany and Royce are sent back. With that, Patrick is leaving. Are you kidding me?!?!?! Gordon could have sent home Tiffany, Robyn, or Royce and he chose PATRICK!?!?! Everyone looks shocked by this. Once again, if I were in Gordon’s shoes, I would NOT want someone who acts like Robyn running a restaurant with my name on it. Patrick is actually leaves with his head high. I can respect him for that.
Gordon tells the chefs that he’s not done yet. We all know that he’s going to just send Robyn to the blue team. Why even bother trying to build suspense. The men still look a little nervous. Good luck, guys. You’re going to need it.
It looks like BlueCanary has got some good stuff to work with on Monday! Gordon is going to yell at the blue team in private. Also, we get to look at David Beckham.