When Gordon asks for nominees, and they put up a twitchy, firmly in denial Robyn, because everything, and send Clemenza to join her, based on the scallop incident. Robyn feels like she deserves to be here because she’s a team player and no one wants her help. That makes perfect sense. Clemenza insists he’s not done and is ready to keep going, even though he’s been up for nomination six times. Gordon calls Clemenza’s name, and he starts to take off his jacket…damn you, Gordon, don’t you dare! But! Clemenza gets sent BACK IN LINE!!! YAAAAAAAAAAS! Robyn is summarily removed, and told she’s not ready to be the winner. I think every last person on earth knew that except her, and her voiceover confirms that she fully expected to win the season, and she’s going to show everyone left that she’s better than them. Oh, delusion, it’s been fun while it lasted.
Now shut the fuck up and go away.
Gordon tells Clemenza to get serious and get hungry, which just makes it too easy on me. He doesn’t see Vegas in Clemenza, and Clemenza tells us he’ll get a slot machine tattooed on his ass if that’s what it takes. I think we can all do without that, thanks, so if you do indeed decide to go that way, please refrain from sharing.
It seems the next episode is largely spent celebrating Robyn’s departure, which is hilarious. But then Gordon brings someone back, and I don’t know who. Also, Barbie starts her scheming ways, and I can’t really tell how that goes, either. Popephilly will fill us in, I’m sure.
Speaking of PopePhilly, she and I will be bringing you more Gordon Ramsay goodness with our recaps of Hotel Hell, which is like Kitchen Nightmares except with hotels. That starts this week, so if you can’t get enough of Gordon being a grouchy prima donna (and really, who can get enough of that? It’s wonderful), check out the show and the recaps. Thanks for reading!
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