Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Solidarity. Or not.

Recaps

By BlueCanary | Wednesday, August 15, 2012 | 1:45 pm | 15 Comments
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Posted in: Hell's Kitchen, Recaps

When Gordon asks for nominees, and they put up a twitchy, firmly in denial Robyn, because everything, and send Clemenza to join her, based on the scallop incident. Robyn feels like she deserves to be here because she’s a team player and no one wants her help. That makes perfect sense. Clemenza insists he’s not done and is ready to keep going, even though he’s been up for nomination six times. Gordon calls Clemenza’s name, and he starts to take off his jacket…damn you, Gordon, don’t you dare! But! Clemenza gets sent BACK IN LINE!!! YAAAAAAAAAAS! Robyn is summarily removed, and told she’s not ready to be the winner. I think every last person on earth knew that except her, and her voiceover confirms that she fully expected to win the season, and she’s going to show everyone left that she’s better than them. Oh, delusion, it’s been fun while it lasted.

Now shut the fuck up and go away.

Gordon tells Clemenza to get serious and get hungry, which just makes it too easy on me. He doesn’t see Vegas in Clemenza, and Clemenza tells us he’ll get a slot machine tattooed on his ass if that’s what it takes. I think we can all do without that, thanks, so if you do indeed decide to go that way, please refrain from sharing.

It seems the next episode is largely spent celebrating Robyn’s departure, which is hilarious. But then Gordon brings someone back, and I don’t know who. Also, Barbie starts her scheming ways, and I can’t really tell how that goes, either. Popephilly will fill us in, I’m sure.

Speaking of PopePhilly, she and I will be bringing you more Gordon Ramsay goodness with our recaps of Hotel Hell, which is like Kitchen Nightmares except with hotels. That starts this week, so if you can’t get enough of Gordon being a grouchy prima donna (and really, who can get enough of that? It’s wonderful), check out the show and the recaps. Thanks for reading!

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    michkabibbles
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    oh barbie, i have missed your face(s).

  2. 2
    Leto
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    I smell Barbie (no, that’s not racist), Christina, and Justin in final 3. Unless one of those 3 royally fuck up. Justin is getting so douchy that I almost like Dana better. But it was fun to see him getting shirts as reward for his sexism, thay’re just a nightmare to iron. Serves him right :D .

    Can’t wait for a Robynfree show. (and I giggled like a crazy person to your mike myers caption. The Barbie Face is just priceless with it)

  3. 3
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    @Leto, I saw this French joke the other day and I thought of you. I even claim that because it has a potato in it that it is NOT off topic.

    A farm youth from mid-America who had never traveled out of his county before was walking along a beach in France on his first foreign holiday.

    There were many beautiful women lying in the sun. Many were topless, and he really wanted to meet one. But try as he might, the women didn’t seem to be at all interested.

    Finally, as a last resort, he walked up to a French guy lying on the beach who was surrounded by adoring women.

    “Excuse me” he said, taking the guy aside “but I’ve been trying to meet one of these women for about an hour now, and I just can’t seem to get anywhere with them. You’re French. You know these women. What do they want?”

    “Maybe I can help a leetle beet” says the Frenchman. “What you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way”.

    “Wow! Thanks!” said the young fellow and off he went to the store.

    He bought a skimpy red bathing suit, put it on, and went back to the beach. He paraded up and down the beach but still had no luck with the ladies. So he went back to the Frenchman. “I’m sorry to bother you again” he said “but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I still haven’t been able to meet a girl”.

    “Okay” says the Frenchman “I tell you what you do. You go to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way”.

    “Thanks!” he said, and he ran off to the store.

    He bought the potato, put it in the swimsuit, and marched up and down the beach. Up and down, up and down he walked but the women would hardly even look at him. After half an hour he couldn’t take it anymore and went back to the Frenchman.

    “Look buddy” he said “I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and I walked up and down the beach and still nothing!

    What more can I do?”

    “Well” said the Frenchman “maybe I can help you a leetle beet.

    Why don’t you try moving zee potato to the FRONT of zee sweeming suit?”

  4. 4
    Leto
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    @Crankyguy: I know that joke xD. A guy named Villemin who draw “comics” of more or less dirty jokes did that one. He draws very ugly people, with very, very gross language, it’s hilarious.

  5. 5
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    I’m totally a cheesesteak munching mofo. Provolone-whiz-with, baby!

    However, I don’t know how to MAKE them very well.

  6. 6
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    Also,

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That is all.

  7. 7
    Josh Darius
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Horseradish, really horseradish? And they won of course.

  8. 8
    WishICouldDance
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    CrankyGur!!! You are now on my “S” list and that is NOT the Special List!!!! >: (

    You joke stuck the image of…. Clemenza in a Speedo front and center in my brain!! Potato and all!!

    Nooooooooooo!!! It took me all night to erase the Jet Ski incident – ewww! Creep much, Clemenza? – now I have this. :” (

  9. 9
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Feta mousse sounds delicious.

  10. 10
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    So, riddle me this: why does Gordon always seem so surprised (6 times surprised) when Clemenza gets nominated? He did it again on this episode. To me, Robyn and Clemenza were the logical 2 choices.

    Does anyone think he was expecting Dana to be nominated?

  11. 11
    featherhead
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Barbie didn’t even let Ramsay lift up the lid on his dish, she grabbed it out of his hand and pushed him aside. The WTF look on Gordon’s face was priceless!

  12. 12
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    Ugh, would people please stop putting Ludo on t.v..

    Finally!

  13. 13
    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    I was wondering how the guy (Quinn) from Hatfields was roped into it – then I watched Masterchef – which took place at Hatfields… My guess is it was a twofer for the restaurant – if you want Masterchef, you gotta do a Hell’s Kitchen spot for me!

  14. 14
    nashuaf
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Can someone please just explain to me how it is that every person on this show smokes? How can they taste anything???

  15. 15
    Prozach
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    @nashuaf I don’t think Dana smokes, but she’d be the first that’s for sure

    Speaking of which, considering that Gordon gave her the “take control” instead of the”WTF are you doing?” speech, plus she’s the only one not to have a bad dinner service yet (last episode was her worst and it was because Phlegmenza and Robyn sucked), PLUS she’s the hot girl of the season, who as a group (Heather, Virginia, Bonnie, Christina S4, Paula, Holli) have made up a third of all the finalists in the series’ history, I think Dana is a shoo-in for the f2. Probably her and Justin.

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