Dana calls it a carrot, and her whole team just slumps. It’s all down to Justin, and he…gets it. JUSTIN! He wins the challenge for his team, and is the first person ever, in the history of the show, to get a perfect score on the blind taste test. I knew I dug him for a reason. Because Dana is a sore loser and sort of a shallow bitch, she of course thinks he cheated. The Blue team doesn’t give a crap, though, because Gordon rented out a water park for them and they get to go sun themselves while the Red team deals with Delivery Day. They have to inventory everything and restock both kitchens. Wow, I bet they just want to kill Dana right about now.
I say go for it!
They get to work, bitching all the way, and we have to see Tiffany’s nasty ass crack. Their barrier of boxes doesn’t prevent the Blue team from heading to Raging Waters, and we’re treated to way more bare skin than I think is warranted to show on a series involving food and eating. Brian is sort of getting it done in the torso area, surprisingly enough, and Clemenza is getting it done in the back hair area.
We also get to see him do some handstands and wallow around in the kiddie pool…
…while Robyn follows him around. I guess she’s still trying to find that ally she needs in him. They sun themselves and spend some time relaxing, and Brian is trying to convince Clemenza to go on the vertical slide. He won’t, and I have to say, Clemenza is missing out. I love those damn things. Brian jumps right down that thing, then goes again.
Meanwhile, it’s ice delivery time, and Tiffany spills a sack of it all over the kitchen floor.
This would be hilarious if I didn’t suspect she’s just going to scoop it up and use it anyway.
Barbie, meanwhile, is unloading the ice pallets, but avoids most of the heavy lifting by staying in the truck. Kimmie isn’t having it, and takes the diplomatic route by yelling at her to get her stupid lazy bitch ass off the truck and work with everyone else. Barbie responds as expected, and they get into a screaming match that quickly gets personal. Kimmie tells Barbie her own fat ass has jumped up in the truck more times than she has, and Barbie says Kimmie hasn’t jumped a day in her life, and her ass shows it. This is so constructive, people! And Kimmie can’t let it go, even when Barbie starts hauling ice on her shoulders. Christina has had it with both of them.
Yep, looks like I’m done for the day.