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By BlueCanary | Thursday, June 14, 2012 | 11:00 am | 6 Comments
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Well, whatever. Barbie brings the drama, and Roshni is a whiny, hot mess, and dumb as a brick to boot. All of that makes for better TV than a bland, milquetoast, passive person, who tries to be a team player and own up to her mistakes. That kind of bullshit has no place in this travesty of a cast.

Gordon warns them to get some sleep, then tells them to piss off. Dana is solidly on the Barbie hate wagon, FYI, which only means Barbie will probably stick around until the season finale, just like Elise did last season. I couldn’t stand that bitch, but she consistently brought the drama, and that’s always worth some extra screen time.

Royce announces that the Red team got that ass tapped tonight and will go down tomorrow, too.

Probably not on you, Royce.

More of the same shit next time with the Barbie drama. And it looks like Guy cuts off his own finger?? Really? Man, between that and Royce’s scallop face cut, PopePhilly gets all the good, bloody episodes. Bitches better start throwing some punches on Mondays before I get too bored.

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6 Comments

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    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 11:14 am

    It looks like you get someone getting caught sabatoging their team on Monday! I get the blood, but you’ll get the juicy drama. ;)

    Great job, BlueCanary. I’m glad we both hate Royce.

  2. 2
    LAC LAC
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Make it three – Royce is the lead act in the Douchepooloza festival. I bet on the next show, he will still be trying to figure out his ass from his elbow.

    This has got to be the most unappetizing group of folks to work in a kitchen.

    Dana – yeah, ferret face, it is all Barbie’s fault that you couldn’t put the appetizers together.

  3. 3
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    What exactly was the point of calling Roshni down for possible elimination when Gordo had already made up his mind to send home not the worst cook, but the cook who is worthy of the least camera time? Or maybe Briana was sent home for the cardinal sin of volunteering to be put up. That gets contestants sent home on Celebrity Apprentice every time, and Gordon’s firings seem to follow much the same model as Trump’s and are just as arbitrary.

  4. 4
    BlueCanary
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    I can’t make any sense of his elimination methods, and I’m actually trying to for recapping purposes. I didn’t even know who Briana was until this episode, and suddenly she’s the absolute worst in the place? I doubt it has to do with her performance as much as it has to do with the fact that I didn’t know who she was before this episode.

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    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 5:19 am

    I was totally confused about Barbie… I mean, in the actual dinner service – I only saw her screw up ONE (the first) plate of scallops. Then, no more mistakes. (Let’s forget the first challenge, since “we” totally forgot it when choosing who to eliminate when Barbie did a GREAT job.) It was a total clusterduck on the garnish/meat/fish stations tonight.

    Again, I don’t LIKE Barbie, but I’m more convinced she’s being edited a certain way than I’ve ever been convinced about someone before. I keep thinking the Producers are TRYING to make her a sympathetic character, but she’s not really likeable, so their efforts are just making us scratch our heads…

  6. 6
    fancyface
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    “GET OUT! OUUUTTT! AND ANOTHER THING….GET OUT!” <—-The reason why Gordo gets paid the big dollars lol….I flove this show!

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