Hollywood Exes Recap: After the Aftermath

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By Jane and Blanche | Friday, August 17, 2012 | 8:00 am | 5 Comments
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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

5 Comments

  1. 1
    sari
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    i freaking love your reviews, they are hilarious and you are spot on.

  2. 2
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    And we freaking love you! The twitter-verse thinks Mayte faked being mad and the whole glass throwing incident was staged. What do you think?

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 7:17 am

    @J&B, Staged? Something on (get this) reality !|) tv staged?

    I’m shocked that you two astute ladies would even consider such a thing.

    Prolly.

  4. 4
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 8:53 am

    jane here,
    see what happens when I let Blanche loose on the twitter! she comes up with some ridiculous story that …gulp… it was staged!!!! if we can’t trust reality tv, then who can we trust?!

    it prolly was.

  5. 5
    SuburBint
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 9:04 am

    @ Jane — I thought you were keeping that bitch locked in her bedroom? What happens if she tweets the authorities? Or worse, Cecil B. DeMille?! Kidnapping and torture: you’re doing it wrong.

    P.S. I totes read your recaps and enjoy them, but the fact that your avatar & screen name reference the movie that has scarred me more deeply than any other movie I’ve ever seen (and I saw Bachelor Party when I was six, which raised so very many questions) is a never ending source of amusement. But I do want you to know that your recaps rock. Now please put down the candlestick.

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