Hollywood Exes Recap: Let’s Go Crazy!


By Jane and Blanche | | 8:00 am | 2 Comments

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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

2 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Ladies, ladies! “Keep my liquor in my glass”? I prefer to drink it thankyouverymuch.

    *silly school girl giggle*

    Lovely recap. Finally things are happening with the exes. Producers noticed that they were too normal?

  2. 2
    Urfavegirl
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    I had to rewind the drink throwing scene several times because it was so funny. Mayte tried to throw the glass, but fumbled it & knocked it over so she then had to pick it back up & throw it in another direction. There should be a class on proper execution of drink throwing to all prospective reality show cast members, though I completely agree that wasting precious liquor is quite foolish.

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