Hollywood Exes Recap: Wine us, dine us and…

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Andrea says the Red Room is so sexy that when she walked in she got pregnant. JC wants all the guests to have a great time and Nicole points out that a great time with JC means more wine- French asshole. Nicole’s very classy about declining more to drink, we usually just throw up.

Oh NO, JC drops the bomb that he has a wife and she designed the room. Well, that sobered them all up and they’re ready to go. 

And so are we. Here’s to good wine and good friends. Let us know your thoughts on the show, the episode and our recap! Cheers!

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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

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