The next day he brings them in and shows them the redone room, which he’s updated and improved to an almost unrecognizable state. I assume he cleaned up the cum stains, too, because what’s the point otherwise? The redone ballroom is definitely better, and more suited for weddings. Gordon has put a ban on the dogs in there, and provided $50k worth of china and crystal for weddings. He tells them that they need to focus on this space to bring in revenue, and brings in Misty, who wholeheartedly approves. And Misty’s hosting a wedding there that very night. Um, what? Is this a shotgun deal?
Now if they can just keep John off the fucking dance floor, they’ll be golden.
Whatever the case, John and Tina have to hustle to get that shit ready. They take the bride and her bridal party to the room, and it looks like there’s all of 30 people there total. I’m thinking this must be a staged thing, because no way did they arrange this shit on a moment’s notice. John and Tina actually work together, and things go fine under Gordon’s watchful eye. And may I just add that Gordon looks goddamn adorable in his evening wear?
He should go with that look more often.
Gordon packs and bolts after saying goodbye to the couple. He tells John to stay away from the wedding, and we get to see the newlyweds go prepare to re-dirty the new mattress in Gordon’s room. John and Tina seems happy and changed, though John is clearly not sad to see Gordon go. I give him a week before reverting to his old insanity. I’m sorry; I like to be generous with these owners, and I’ve given passes to asshole behavior in almost every episode this season. I’m even willing to giveold Kenny from the first half a pass, because he’s probably just lonely, but I can’t get past John. This guy has admitted to violent tendencies, and he seemed possessed of an almost sociopathic ego.
Anyway, there’s that season done. I read they renewed it for another season, because it’s Gordon, so gird your loins for more blurry rear shots. This was a short one, but I assume it got good enough ratings to warrant more episodes next time around. I’ll be taking a short hiatus from recapping, but will still be contributing to the extras Flipit sends my way, so keep an eye out if you are so inclined. Thanks so much for reading, and I hope you guys enjoyed the recaps!